QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Apr 5, 2013 -> 02:36 PM)
Whilst a matchday thread is never complete without a feathery serpent God being referenced, and I'm all in favour of it, this post puzzles me.
Quetzalcoatl is Jose Quintana's alter ego. He's just waiting for a prophecy to fulfill itself before flooding the world with blood from his penis....or something (see Wikipedia article for explanation). In the meantime, he pitches for the White Sox.
...At least, in the religious lore of SoxTalk.