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Yeah, how crazy is that, Nuke?

I didn't see a choice for "None" Music "sharing" program? How about music "stealing" program. Sorry, don't get me started on this subject.

She said she wanted to help her family and the recently laid-off Police Officers in Cleveland. Yeah, I believe that!

Yeah, you're right. I know I heard that over and over and over again though. Huh. Truman only had 47% as well. Thanks for the correction.

The UN made that promise. Papa Bush was only doing what everyone was screaming for him to do at the time, which is stick with the UN.

I'm just mad about Saffron Saffron's mad about me

It amazes me that no one ever talks about how Clinton was the first President to win without winning a majority of the votes - and he accomplished that feat twice!

:puke

Too bad we can't use the 25th Amendment on him:

Cool. I might look at a 2003 though.

Let me know how you do on that Impala. I'm looking to buy one for my Grandma this spring. Her car's floor board is rotting away and is just a piece of crap.

Warren Buffett says the best way to pick a stock is to pick a company you like. Do you like Wal-Mart? Think you get good service at a particular restaurant? Buy 'em. Does your car break down all the time? Don't buy their stock. Simple as that. I think it's a good strategy for long term.

Chalk this under the "Why didn't I think of that?" heading. This has got to be one of the funniest pranks I've heard in a long time.

I should be like Costanza and try "Opposite Eye" instead of Opposite George.

God help us all.

Yeah, I work at a frickin' exchange and I've learned that when I'm thinking about buying I should really sell short, and when I'm thinking about selling, I should really buy more.

Yeah, it was all over the news last night. Funny, she says she lost it after talking to a lawyer.

They didn't check Chicago? I thought Chicago was a major target. Isn't that why we tore up Miggs Field?

Which I think he will. Hold off on any move with Paulie for now. He's gonna come back strong.

Better yet... Couldn't he have hired someone to threaten the bar owner that he was going to hire someone to hire someone to kill him?

I hate you. No, seriously, I hate you!

Like assisted suicide? Sqeeeeeeeeak (Sound of Pandora's box opening)

Yeah, but the new chick has old lottery tickets with those numbers and a receipt from that grocery store at the same time the ticket was sold. I don't think the first woman has any of that.

Good point, but when did we make it against the law to be an idiot?