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PAULIE! 2-1 SOX!!!!!!!

CQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thome draws the walk, 1 on 2 out for Paulie.

Cabrera flies to right on the 1st pitch. 2 dead for Thome.

Swish goes down swinging. 1 dead.

BAL: 8/9 hitters hitting under .300 CHI: 8/9 hitters hitting under .300 Cabrera: 4.40 ERA Vazquez: 4.40 ERA Intangibles: We have Carlos Quentin, they don't.

So he hit 2 HR today and drew a walk. He looked much more comfortable at the player and is definitely seeing the ball better and taking some good hacks. We could be very dangerous if Konerko gets hot right here...

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 27, 2008 -> 06:09 PM) Last night after a few, a friend decided that it would be a good idea for us to brand him with a metal spatula. That sounds like the best, worst-idea ever.

Miranda Kerr is not listed, immediately making this void.

Didn't see this posted yet, but Paulie delivered a great quote: “(Monday) is the type of game that good teams that want to go to the playoffs win.”

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 28, 2008 -> 12:54 AM) You can't just say you heard some great jokes, and then not tell. That's like telling someone you'll do them and then you don't take your clothes off. So on with it. Take your clothes off, so to speak. This, my friends, is how you win Poster of the Year. Well done.

If anyone here's about the 2 undrafted Grand Valley guys, OT/G Brandon Barnes and LB Anthony Adams, let me know.

QUOTE (Controlled Chaos @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 10:09 AM) I think he drank busch light. bshcl loigh t is so bad i tgets yo drunk pretty mfas but also enjoys a nice orange gatorade and was just being a frienldy spokesman. or maybe he was planning his hangover remedy and it included some orange gatorade. Hopefully when he fully recovers he can enlighten us. Just to clear a few things up... - It was most definitely Orange Gatorade. - I was indeed drinking Busch Light that night. - The point for the Gatorade mention is that I do not go to bed drunk unless I have a Gatorade with me. Gotta love those electrolytes. Prevents cotton mouth and hangovers. - Lastly, I typed it and still have no clue what "T^jod id erweaj." means. QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 09:19 PM) Duffys. I dont know who knows it. They gave me 2 shots of absinthe on my lunch break. Damn them I've had 1 experience with Absinthe and I was entirely disappointed.

QUOTE (Pants Rowland @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 08:22 PM) If $12MM is the right number to sign him to an extension, I have one idea on how you might be able to swing by only increasing payroll by the league minimum. Trade Konerko for who?

Well, we got 4 batters in...

QUOTE (Wanne @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 07:01 PM) That was an embarrassing 1st pitch. Good Lord. Got about 2/3 the way there. He's a soccer player from Mexico.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=sVMiJdHTfUo

Just a quick random thought... Everyone here accepts Crede as being a very clutch player, maybe one of the most clutch hitters in the league. Ye,t many fail to realize (or wish not to remember) that Crede was our last out in our only loss of the 2005 playoffs, that being Game 1 of the ALCS vs the Angels. Just thought I'd throw that out there. But yeah, anyway, the guy is clutch.

Fields in LF, Swisher in CF, Quentin in RF, Crede at 3B....in 2009? Why not?

JENKS! QUENTIN! KAH-REDE!

JOE! KAH-REDEEE!

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Apr 22, 2008 -> 01:32 PM) Gotta have tshirts. Get local businesses to sponsor. We have Laker Nation shirts sponsored by Lake Michigan Credit Union...

25 pitches for Wang that inning.

Happy Birthday Jason! Get effed up and post in the "I am drunk" thread why don't ya?

Boston and New York have bad fans, and ESPN just makes it worse. Living in Michigan though, I have to go with those damn Detroit fans. Needless to say, I've been rocking my Sox jersey frequently of late.

Every current, 1-hit wonder, mainstream rapper needs to be on this list. Rappers are getting worse and worse. Even the guy so many people hail as the best is terrible. Yes, I'm talking about Lil' Wayne. There are so many terrible rappers right now. Hurricane Chris, Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne, J-Kwon, Chingy, Rich Boy, Mims, anyone in G-Unit or Cash Money... The best rappers that are currently semi-active are Jay-Z, Nas, Ludacris, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, T.I., and Eminem will always be one of the best. Andre 3000 is a really underrated rapper too.