QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Jan 16, 2005 -> 05:20 PM)
While your at it, trade Podsednik to the Mets for Beltran, with the Mets paying all of Beltran's salary, as well as throwing a PTBNL who turns out to be Pedro, and they pay his salary too.
Then, in a stunning developement, Adkins is traded to LA for Gagne.
Randy Johnson backs out of the contract extension with the Yanks, and comes to Chicago for Jose Contreras.
Oh yeah -- and Barry Bonds, Albert Pujols, Miguel Tejada, and Scott Rolen all quit their respective teams and join the Sox, and are paid through hot dogs and peanuts.
I think those are all fair deals.