FlaSoxxJim

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 04:53 PM) I think this makes you a bastard. Who, me? No, I just didn't want to upset the kiddies with pesky issues of pet mortality. Incidentally, if the kids ask, their former pet hamsters are doing just swell out at the hamster farm in the country.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 04:04 PM) How DARE you defend that fish, SIR!!! He's been sentenced to LIFE in a SpongeBob mini-tank prison cell, without hope of parole. Dude! I think we have the same kids fish tank! The current occupants of our Mini Bikini Bottom are a pair of carnival-won goldfish named Porridge and Flip (yes, we let tthe kids name them). Previously, however, the tank was home to the bettas Dennis, Dennis II, and Dennis III, respectively. As far as the kids know, though, there was only one Dennis, who lived a very long time. And sometimes was red and somettimes was blue.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 01:57 PM) OHHHH, I forgot to tell you the FINAL chapter of the Ruby vs Goldy fish story: So last week we moved (Jack) Ruby to a small tank so we could clean out and prepare the tank for the new goldfish we're going to buy for the kid. Guess what we found buried in the gravel?? Goldy's HEAD. No body, just a head. So apparently at least ONE betta fish can eat at least ONE goldfish. Luckily, our daughter was at school, so she didn't have to see Goldy's disembodied head. Tonight we buy two new goldfish to live in the larger tank while (Jack) Ruby lives out his remaining days in solitary confinement in the small tank. Serves him right....the savage...... There you go, starting rumors again. The betta may well have killed the goldfish, and after that may have picked at the body, but that is the extent of it. And the truth is that small dead fish decay amazingly rapidly warm freshwater. Poor goldy could have been really easily picked/shaken/tumbled apart within 12 hours of expiring with natoral decomposition helping out. You are just trying to frame poor Ruby, I know it.

QUOTE(Steff @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 02:29 PM) Nope. They are home Friday. Duh.

QUOTE(LEXNLIV @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 02:25 PM) I think its a 4 game series. Nope, they are in Toronto Friday.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 02:21 PM) Tomorrow is just a bonus. Only if you like being at .500 We need the sweep to keep the momentum.

Phew!

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 02:19 PM) I'm so glad Bobby got himself ready for the season. Well, Ozzie said the team needs to stay hungry, and Bobby took it literally. . .

Dang! Come on Bobby!

Way to get out of the inning! On to the 8th!

WAY PAULIE!!

QUOTE(POPPY_HIDALGO @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 12:46 PM) 900 ft. by my estimation.

Thome!!

Nice turn!

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 12:11 PM) Pods eats stupid for breakfast. Is that his pet name for Lisa?

Damn, Scotty.

Way to startthings off Scotty!

I alone will humbly submit that I believe curses are real in baseball. For example, anybody born into a family of Cub fans is most certainly cursed. :fthecubs

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QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 10:49 AM) Maltese Falcon multiple choice or essay Essay if I'm the student, multiple choice if I'm being a lazy teacher. hell or high water?

A positive development, yes.

Aboz!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 10:40 AM) Tmar - Yep, I was impressed. Move over, Zombie Geek, you got competition!