Jack Parkman

Rally Engel

Harrison>Madrigal BTW

O RLY?

dontcha think?

nibble nibble nibble

Get Jobu some rum. Eloy=Pedro Cerrano

Sox offense has 6 balls with a 100+ mph EV and 2 were outs.

Oh is it the peter pills that Frank is pitching?

I don't understand this reference. I know there's a joke here but idk. Irish Spring maybe? lube?

This is funny, they actually shifted on that play but France put that in play to beat the shift. Was a hell of a play to get him.

An adjustment maybe? He actually looks ok?

If Burger can actually handle 2B I'd be surprised. I like his potential still. He pulverizes baseballs.

It's actually not a bad idea given how bad Moncada is from the right side.

Considering a platoon with Moncada?

This offense fucks.

Same.

Rake Burger

^^^^^^ was throwing 96-97 last year, 91-92 tonight.

Give Jobu some rum so Eloy doesn't hit grounders.

An E-Bomb for Eloy

Holy crap Ray's velo is way down from last year. That fastball was at 91 mph. He was in the upper 90s last year.

I've hated Keuchel since before the Sox signed him.

He's going to be DFA by June.

They still can't let his option vest unless he's doing what he did in 2020 over a full season.