Jack Parkman

Not saying much.

Yeah Kelenic looks awful. Admittedly, I was a Kelenic guy.

Don't ever start Lopez again. He's a decent reliever. Idk what took them so long to try him there.

Is this pitcher that good or the sox terrible?

VV has earned another start.

Sox as a lineup hit too many ground balls.

This guy is nasty. Sox hitters have no chance.

Apparently his fastball and sinker are his best pitches. They're trying to turn him into Lance Lynn.

Here come the gopher balls.

There was a Winker at the plate and a wanker behind the plate.

Yeah.

Whenever McGuire swings say "Nice stroke"

If he sucks they can DFA him when Lynn comes back and roll with Cueto. Cueto can eat innings just as badly as DK can. Idk how this feels but as fans we kinda should want him to suck this year because I don't think anyone wants him on the books for another year, Sox included.

Actually I was incorrect it was 320 combined over 2021-22 Since he threw 162 in 2021, the magic number is 158 this year.

^^^^^^

The last LH savage the Sox had was Jim Thome.

Yeah and Eloy and Alcantara have both established themselves and are owed similar money. Luzardo is the pitcher tax because pitchers break. Probably still dumb.

Ted Williams' frozen wang aka Ron.

Pitchers break. I already said it was dumb.

I had a dumb idea pop in my head so I'm going to post it anyway: Eloy for Alcantara and Luzardo. Play Vaughn in LF. It's dumb but it sort of makes sense If it's too stupid, just ignore and forget I said it.

This post wins the internet.

They've gone too far in the other direction with deadening the ball. There's no way this should be an out.

Ya rly

Didn't @Y2Jimmy0 say that one of the prospects that the Padres gave up for Manaea was basically the equivalent of Montgomery?