Jack Parkman

It hit the wall. Fuck. Game over.

Ah, Lew Ford was the guy I was looking for. IIRC Kielty used to do bad things to the Sox too. I may be wrong.

Eric Haase is stepping into the Bobby Kielty level of Sox killer.

VAUGHN!!!!!!

Crick looks like meat.

The baseball gods have decided to smite the Sox the last two seasons.

You have to be fucking kidding me.

My network just went down. I thought Gio could have gone one more inning.

Lucas's curve has been nasty today.

Death, Taxes and Ron ripping Abreu.

Panther Party!

It's spelled like the fish. Pollock.

Nice!!!!

WTF is Pollock looking at?

Rodriguez has 50 pitches through 1 2/3 innings. That'll do pig, that'll do.

Double Burger!

I'm not panicking, just making an observation. I know it's cold out.

Where's the increased velocity they were talking about this spring? Anyway, decent inning after the first guy. Usually when Gio has bad starts he gets killed early.

As long as Gio gets the same pitch idgaf.

RBI 1B for Eloy.

Are you Hawk?

Go deep, Eloy.

According to the K zone it had the whole plate.

Grab some bench AJ, nobody is going to do anything with that.