sox4lifeinPA

the part where he transferred his power via colonoscopy. or when I was allowed to duck hunt old people with no recourse.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 21, 2007 -> 01:57 PM) Have I told you lately, that I hate you? You're the one that took me to a baseball game. hate? really? more like

then again

It's the pleats.

Since I've been married, I haven't had time to rub my beef. We did get a grille for the wedding, however. why are you looking at me like that?

Jodie Sweetin-Herpin somebody needs to buy them a "g" for their last name. now I've got a full house....

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 21, 2007 -> 12:11 PM) As a person who just celebrated his 12th Annual 29th birthday, I can safely say I'm not looking for more than one of those a year. My kids told me I'm a bajillion years old in dog years. :crying then change your birth year every year....it'll look like you turned 29 every year.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 21, 2007 -> 11:58 AM) I think I read in the board rules somewhere that double-dipping on birthday well-wishes was a suspendable offense. . . Happy Whatever, Jerkface. Suspensions only make the PA grow stonger you're just mad you didn't think of it before me!

Thanks Foxnews for that horrible mental image. So THAT'S how he's able to control Bush

Right now: 46% of people on ESPN said a ref betting on their sport is worse than dog killing.... 14% say that Barry Bonds cheating (steroids) is worse than Dog killing... 60% of people are retarded. *this report was brought to you by PA's scientific research institute*

I saw a homemade sign on the way to work this morning that said "Democratic Picnic in the Park" August 4th, 2pm-5pm, Greensboro Park. I couldn't decide if this was a political sign letting local democrats know they were welcome to a picnic gathering of fellow democrats or if indeed on August 4th between 2pm and 5pm people would gather to vote on which table would go first in the buffet line, etc. I'd like to think a little of both. The answer would be the Rich people go first, btw. (they have to make sure they're well fed to help the "people" can make the right decisions for themselves.)

GO, RUN, DANCE your way to see "Hairspray"!!!!! A bunch of friends and me and the mrs went to see it at a drive-in last night (sub question, does anyone else have 2 drive-ins within 20 minutes of them? let alone 1?) We had a great time. The movie was terrific, the music was memorable, the plot was clear, the singing and dancing was awesome. John Travolta was the only weird part. I happened to meet the real Devine when filming the original John Waters film, and he(she) pulled off drag much more accurately (is that even the right word?). I hope the academy does this movie right. It was clean and fun and full of life. Best Picture, Best Song, Best Supporting Actor and Actress, Best adaptation.

it is. Trust me. I have a hot wife, however, so we substitute meals with sex.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 20, 2007 -> 04:06 PM) I would LOVE to be a "Stay At Home Dad". My wife and I have tried to figure out a way to do so, half-heartedly. But if given the chance, I would be gone so fast from this place. Dude... me too. We should start a S-A-H-D (Stay at Home Dad, pronounced sad) Kick Ball league.

lol, thanks It was May 31.... I was just seeing if anyone was paying attention.

The List - Where are you at? You are the 294,782,609richest person in the world! my personal favorite stat: $30 could buy you an ER DVD Boxset OR a First Aid kit for a village in Haiti. teach a Haitian to use a First Aid Kit and they'll heal a splinter.... buy a Haitian an ER DVD Boxset and they'll heal gunshot wounds (and dress better)

I just want to say that does not get the love it deserves.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Jul 13, 2007 -> 12:40 PM) I was bored...and I like puns. bump

I believe that is pints drank by FlasoxxJim.

wait....... how many?

lol...fair enough.

2 illegals for every 4 divorces.... coincidence?

where ever you are, have a good one!

I didn't read any of this thread.... but does his problem have anything to do with "Consult your doctor if erection lasts for 6 hours?"