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They had better not.

Because ineptitude.

My new guess is 1127.

So much for my guess of 747 pages. God damn it.

And Southpaw.

Agreed, but even then, what will those 15 minutes of fame honestly get them? This entire "insider" thing is really fucking pathetic. Oh, you know where someone will sign for hundreds of millions of dollars, not a cent of which will go to you? You have a sauce? Awesome! It's like barnacles hitching a ride on the bottom of the fucking Titanic. Parasites.

It's gotta be Harpado or Macharper. Harpchado just doesn't have a good flow to it.

That thread does not count for our total number of page guessing purposes.

This thread gives off more of a Looney Tunes vibe.

So much nothing has happened, that 2 full pages took place in the time he started writing his post.

Nearly a million dollars for every page of this thread.

ftfy

Pleased to see there is nothing especially horrible on there such as starting an extra inning with runners on. What a stupid, stupid idea that was.

We're back to guessing how long the thread will get.

747, and I'll probably fall woefully short.

Lordy.

Haha! What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!

Bryce Harper is the one that dug Chicago food and barber shops.

369, so about 70 pages still to go of this purgatory. At the very least.

"Well, again Scott, there has been no collusion between the Reinsdorf campaign and Phillies or Reinsdorf and Phillies. No collusion. When I watch you interviewing all the people leaving their committees, I mean, the Harpado’s are all running for free agent contracts, trying to say this that -- but bottom line, they all say there's no collusion. And there is no collusion... ...But again I'll speak to attorneys -- I can only say this, there was absolutely no collusion. Everybody knows it. So it was brought up for that reason. But it has been determined that there is no collusion and by virtually everybody. So we'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. I mean certainly we'll see what happens -- when they have no collusion and nobody's found any collusion at any level it seems unlikely that you'd even have an interview."

Same as it ever was.

Avi will prob RF if the Sox Machado.

Peace be with your soul.

Parkey, Legendary.