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QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 31, 2008 -> 01:22 PM) Swisher is 1 for his last 22 with 12 K "DJ, I loooove the approach of Swish."

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 23, 2008 -> 04:45 PM) Maybe Top 50 Adulterers Ryno says hi.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Aug 23, 2008 -> 05:35 PM) The White Sox have never taken on a contract in their in-season deals, they've always favored not giving up the cash OVER giving up a prospect. Well, that's kind of the problem, isn't it? I mean, they could decide to change that policy for, I don't know, a guy who would really help them. No problem -- Liney will be back for the December stretch run. What's even more questionable is that no move was made BEFORE Carrasco had even emerged as reliable.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 23, 2008 -> 05:29 PM) OC's defense has led more rallies for the opposition than anyone I can remember in Sox history. For a guy with no range, he sure manages to screw up the balls hit at him, too. Sweet Jesus.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Aug 23, 2008 -> 05:28 PM) So when we trade Poreda to get someone like Chad Bradford, you'd be satisfied when the White Sox are 72-90 in 2010? No, but stop blowing smoke up my ass about Linebrink, Kenny. And I thought Bradford was acquired for cash, was he not?

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 23, 2008 -> 05:26 PM) I've never seen veteran plays so terrible at fundamentals. Toby tripped on a shaving cream pie.

QUOTE (letsgoarow @ Aug 23, 2008 -> 05:22 PM) what a terrible series. we should just go home and cry Meanwhile, Linbebrink continues to be out with what Kenny Williams termed pretty unserious, in fact, it really was just totally precautionary to put him on the DL. Meanwhile, no relief pitchers were acquired. But, cool, we got Griffey.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 09:20 PM) Does Russell have a slider that doesn't hang? Well put.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 09:18 PM) everyone is sayign that the twins schedule is difficult with the long road trips they have...and that certainly is difficult, but our schedule is f***ing brutal too god it still makes me so mad knowing that dotel was f***ing smiling walking off the field after that bulls*** You misunderstand. That was Octavio's special way of showing disappointment.

Lotta hangers from Russell so far.

QUOTE (WilliamTell @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 09:10 PM) Who's ready to compare them to the '27 Yankees? Give Hawk some time.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 09:10 PM) You can't pitch Jenks in a game you're down 2. I'll say this...we have no chance to make the playoffs unless Dotel steps up his game or Linebrink returns soon. Linebrink continues to play long-toss with Mark Prior. Liney's gone. Forget Liney, which is exactly what KW should've done at the trading deadline.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 09:07 PM) HoRam has nothing on his pitches. Everything just rolls up to the plate. We went from having a stellar bullpen to having Adam Russell be the #3 guy behind Jenks and Thornton. Good times.

Are Ozzie and Don Cooper actually in the dugout? Are they awake?

I think that one of these teams is ready to play in October. The other . . .

QUOTE (daa84 @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 09:00 PM) jesus christ....seems like that happens way too often to us Four times this season. Four times.

We may be the worst fundamental team that talks the most about how important it is to be a good fundamental team.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 08:58 PM) ball four to upton looked pretty close to what he called swisher out on...eddings has been brutal tonight It's just tough for me to get worked up with Eddings.

QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 08:55 PM) DJ- "Oh okay Hawk, I get you now". Hawk, knowing DJ is a moron- "Your what hurts"? DJ: "Hawk, is this why Paciorek left?" Hawk: "No, DJ. I drove Paciorek out. As you know, he occasionally called me on my silly bulls***." DJ: "Gardenhire knows."

QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 08:53 PM) Hawk- "This guy has a chance to be the best offensive player in baseball". DJ- "Oh yeah, without question". DJ (in his head)- "Shut up, you old senile f***". Hawk: "Gardenhire knows. He knows." DJ: "He knows what, Hawk?" Hawk: "He knows, DJ. He knows."

Horrible call on the 3rd strike. No way.

QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 08:44 PM) Or someone can just tell Hawk that Gomez currently sucks. "I mean, D.J., you're talking about a guy who might be -- no, probably already is -- a Hall . . . of . . . Fame player."

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 08:48 PM) Now I really hate Dotel. Hey, toss a little hate Ozzie and Cooper's way, too. Everyone on this board knows that, with Dotel, you know after 1 or 2 hitters.

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 08:48 PM) Now I really hate Dotel. Hope Linebrink's mysterious, undefined injury is healing well.

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 08:35 PM) Dotel screws the pooch tonight. Seems he either implodes big time or dominates. No gray area. And Ozzie and Don Cooper appear to be the last 2 people on Earth who don't know this. Goddamnit, as soon as he gave up the first 2 rockets, that should've been it. When he's bad, he's bad. Got it, geniuses?