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2 innings, 19 pitches. About exactly what I expected from a lineup so well crafted.

Yeah, no way these guys can play 2 games in a day! Well, the good players at least. The utility filler and journeyman guys? They are built for 2 games! I'd trade a 2022 playoff appearance (like that is happening at this point) for getting rid of the man currently filling out the lineup cards. Easily.

Clown show is on full display. LOLeury 2nd, holy hell.

Lol

Thanks again, Keuchel.

Let me fix the date on this thread, and we'll roll with it...

Lets do something magical, and win a game or 2 in the Bronx!

Jamie Navarro-esque pitching out there today.

Comical.

Oh hey, bases loaded. Can we find magical hit #2 on the season, with em loaded?

Jesus, 1 for 16 in the series, shitty effort on a double play ball, glad he's back!

Well, at least 1 player gives a damn offensively.

Look, some teams know how to take advantage of lazy play by other teams! That isn't in the spirit of the unwritten rules, TLR has to be mad at KC for doing such things.

Carlos Hernandez, he of the 8+ ERA Hernandezs, will proceed to throw 7 IP, and get 4-5 K's.

Hah, of course. Ridiculous team, terrible effort, no sense of urgency, keep playing garbage baseball.

I think Josh put about all he could, on it, but that lollipop from 3rd was the problem.

Thanks for getting in no hurry at all there, Yoan.

He's safe.

Struck out, then proceeded to pout walk slowly back.

Nice effort, Luis.

Also, Carlos Hernandez is bad. REAL Bad. He hasn't gone more than 5.1 IP in any start so far, and most have been abysmal:

Something else I also just learned: the top 3 of the Royals order, ALL have more RBIs than anyone on the Sox:

Just win, please?

OK ok, I'll take the bullet for SoxTalk, and start the 'sure to fail' Gamethread...

Better to pretend you're revving a make believe motorcycle, or high stepping your way to 2nd.