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Good one!

Not a strike, but I'm ready to get this one over.

That pitch from Graveman had some inhuman movement, woo...

Seeing this team hit in April, is pretty amazing. Seeing them DESTROY balls in April, even more amazing.

Luis: "I'd like to inquire about joining your dong club."

Luis is pretty good, as well.

Timmy, he is a baseball player.

I'm a Jake Burger guy, just saying.

Nice inning, Ruiz.

Why are we Ric Flair'ing in the crowd? I must be getting old, because I don't get the reasoning....

1 run game, and we have to use Crick then Ruiz. Woof

Glad we did what we always do: bust out in 1 inning, then take the rest of the game off.

Cricks pitches are just swirling right over the plate. We need some at'em balls.

Oh hey, we have an Adam Engel

Hey, is Eloy hurt?

Leury always finds a way to get in.

Guess we felt bad for scoring those runs in bad weather conditions, so it was only in the good spirit of sportsmanship, that we give them a chance to get the runs back. TLR, always thinking about the purity of the game.

Hello, HOF baseball person?

Hello, bullpen? Hope you're ready.

Think Keuchel is hitting his wall.

That Jake Burger, he's so hot right now.

Ouch

Nice pick by Jose, and run down by Harrison.

Raining, I know, but man, Ray getting pummeled.

Burger crushed that one, man.