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Ober out here dominating, which is pretty sad. Oh, Abreu out on a low and away off speed pitch, definitely the first time all year...

Blah, hate games where you come back to fall short by 1.

Oh, RH has more success than LH? NM Yas PH then.

Yas PH?

PH for the wrong guy, don't PH for Goodwin? Tony...what the actual fuck?

Did we.........did we just PH Danny Mendick for Gavin Sheets?

What an absolute abomination of a 2 strike pitch. Not getting that extension signed, looks better and better.

Gio in great form, yet again.

0-7, 4 K's. Lineup dearly misses Grandal.

OK, off to eat, feel good about turning this one off, at this point.

Terrible pitch, Abreu does nothing with it.

Collins delivering behind the plate, AND at the plate, today. Woof.

Stupid glove and hat check, for 'sticky substance'.

Dude got run, for saying "That's not high, that's a strike." Weak, super weak.

Go sculpt your beard some more, in the shower, Dallas.

Garbage

No one even warming before now? How is that possible?!?! Is anyone watching him pitch in this game?

GTFO of here, Keuchel.

Seriously, giving up hits to dudes who resemble science teachers, we better do everything in our power, to not let Keuchel's option vest next year.

Just hope Keuchel doesn't go and give it right back, I enjoy watching Keuchel the least of all of our starters.

Holy....Leury destroyed that ball.

Just like that, tied up.

TA with the leadoff double, just get him in, and the slate is even.

In that cavernous CF, not much can be done, and we have not the fastest guy in LF right now. Bad play by Hamilton, but DK has been....well, not great.