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Mark Flopsay!

From this point on, I shall dub thee Mark Flopsay

Mark Kotsay, he is so hot right now.

Ah yes, that makes up for the bad positioning on the SB. Nice 'Lexei!

Alexei, Mr. Bonehead to you.

Beckham hitting 2nd = ulti-fail

Kinda sad that, though not by much, Pierre is outhitting the golden child.. I'd still rather have none of the above, but hey.

What....no mention of Pods' stellar performance in his last 10 games? Oh wait, that doesn't help the "ZOMG WE NEED PODS BACK, KW IS A FOOL!!!!!11" arguments, so of course it hasn't been mentioned.

This guy is one hell of a goddamn pitcher!! Way to pick the best bullpen lefty to stick here, Kenny/Ozzie

Wow, just did something I NEVER do...closed the mlb.tv broadcast of this abomination of a game.

HAH! So we go from Pena to Randy Williams. Well I guess that makes sense, this game is over either way.

Yes, lets make this one sided-game look even worse...is there one aspect of this team that is even above average at this point?

Epic defense!!

There is 'off', and there is '10 hits in 4+ innings, whilst fooling no one'

Buehrle is beyond 'off' right now. And to think, we had plenty of chances to win this series Friday and Saturday. Another series loss it seems.

Well, he isn't very good with runners on base, but at least he isn't any good with bases empty either.

Thanks, Linebrink. No go f*** off. Another starting pitcher with a no decision, something we seem to lead the leagues in.

Ah yes, HERE is the Scott Linebrink I am used to seeing.

OK, they wouldn't seriously use Randy Williams in this situation, would they?????

Man oh man, sickening. We had a chance to steal a game in NY, with our #5 going against Petitte, and we f***ed it up. Our bullpen is great, as long as the pressure isn't on.

Juan Pierre, GTFO of here.

badddddddddddddddd feeling here...

Juan Pierre: 1 for 13 in the series. Right now, I'd take Lance Johnson at 46 over Juan f***ing Pierre.

Hey, at least Pierre can't play left field either!

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO Do NOT LET JUAN PIERRE HIT HERE>>>>>>>>>>?!?!?!?!