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Congratulations grindErstad!! You are now hitting higher than approximately 1(ONE) other starter in our lineup. Precisely what we need from the 2 hole in our batting order.

Thanks again Oz, for giving the ENTIRE bench the day off. I'm sure they needed it.

Thome at least has a beastly OBP, and gets hits. I can't really say the same for any of the others. Uribe has looked pretty good at times, thats about it.

At least humor us Ozzie, and PH for Gooch next inning if a righty is on the mound.

We have got some kind of explosive offense here

It seriously takes a special manager to put out a lineup with: 3 straight lefties, 3 straight righties. Regardless of who is pitching for the opposing team, what inning it is, who has success against who, etc.

Nimrod Approach to Managing a MLB team

How is it our manager has no problem using 11 pitchers a game, but steadfastly refuses to ever use the bench? What logic does that follow?

QUOTE(vandy125 @ Apr 14, 2007 -> 03:13 PM) Just watched it over on the DVR. It did not seem that far away. At least it didn't hit him on the head after he jumped and landed... Of course, it takes a very special talent to do that... PINCH HIT OZZIE, GOD DAMN IT!!

We may not be hitting, but at least we are playing sound defense!!

Uribe has totally forgotten proper defensive baseball ability somehow.

4 out of the 9 guys in our normal lineup are now hitting BELOW .200... .200!

God forbid you PINCH HIT OZZIE?!?

We seriously have ZERO plan at the plate offensively right now, its amazing.

Damn...that was a nice play by Dye, and effortless throw to second on a line.

Danks did his job again, maybe we should let him hit for himself as well.

Wow...just..wow. Best offensive approach ever by our team this year.

It takes a special 'talent' to K on Paul Byrd in 3 pitches...

Dye isn't locked in on a 3 run hit at all...

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Apr 14, 2007 -> 02:28 PM) Could you really ask for much more from a rookie 5th starter against one of the best offensive teams in the MLB? Now why cant we score a f***ing run. Heres a quick lesson. Gooch in the 2 hole-one of the best offenses in the league Erstad in the 2 hole-cant score a f***ing run. Swap them dammit!!!! Ya Rock, I just don't get it....why change what works... "But back in 2000, grindErstad was a pretty solid #2 guy!!"

Danks doing exactly what we want from him, again. Danks getting s*** for run support, again.

You know its a pathetic offensive effort by the ChiSox when people are quoting Leprachan in teh Hood and Leprachan in Space

Jesus f***ing Christ Erstad....ya think maybe you can try to hit it ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE FIELD??

The 2007 ChiSox Offense: Impressive!

QUOTE(hitlesswonder @ Apr 14, 2007 -> 01:52 PM) They can't rest him...there's no backup CF on the team. MACK!!