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Contreras is just a pile of ass right now. I'm sure his performance after the contract has JR YEARNING to go out and spend on big name pitchers!

2 men on, nobody out in back to back innings... 1 run.

Jesus f*** Erstad...

Hey, someone that didnt lift and pull!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh my f***ing god.

Ha. Awesome. Keystone Kops Sox play returns in 2007

Good thing we had the amazing Mack and Cintron up with those RISP...

Holy crap....Pokey and Slo-Mo both advance on that..

Someone remind Cabrera thats Paul Konerko running there. Take your time, set, check where the hot dog vendors are, look at the temperature, then throw to first.

Isn't May 4th a bit early in the season to just be going through the motions out there? Jesus Christ.

Oh, to have a real leadoff hitter like a Willits.

I'm starting to regret that contract that the Sox gave Contreras more and more every start.

No chance throwing him out. Same s***, different day so far for this Sox team...

No reason to swing at that FB down the cock Gooch...

.258 .239 .214 .202 .216 .215 .160 .083 .000 Wowzers.

I didn't think anyone in Charlotte knew what a triple was.

Agreed. If we're gonna suck, I wanna see Sweeney out there to see what he is made of. Burned his arb clock timer already, let the kid play over Terrero.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ May 4, 2007 -> 09:46 PM) The bottom of the lineup f***ing sucks. Mack/Cintron/Sweeney doesn't look dead sexy to you at the bottom?

Thornton...like money in the bank. Wait, no thats just the money in the bank that the Sox gave him WAY prematurely...

Um...is Ozzie making Vidro hit lefty, where he is absolutely raking? OK then.

Comical...I don't know what to say about this team anymore. Its sad to see the batting averages of the guys in the lineup.

Now he can't get the win though Ozzie, if we miraculously hit back to back solo shots!!!!!111!!11!oneone!!!1

Hell, why not let the pen have a day off. Its going to take 2 solo homers in the 9th to win this game either way.

Awesome Dye... awesome

Cintron is the epitome of our offense right now. Swing right away, then take a fastball down the cock, then swing at some s*** pitch to strike out.