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Imagine letting JBJ beat you, lefty-lefty. Cease now at a 5.58 ERA. He keeps being this bad, he'll be on the team still after all.

Ace out here, going 5 innings against the Kansas City bombers.

Cease just can't help himself...guy on 2nd, no outs? It'd be a shocking revelation if that run doesn't score.

Great AB by Sheets!

8 pitch inning for Greinke

Dylan Cease, he of the 'almost 5.00 ERA' Ceases.

Welp....

He's definitely terrible with RISP this season overall, but the Grandal experience in Chicago is almost over, either way.

I'll take 269/350/783 from Yas, compared to some of the past seasons.

Nice strike zone, jackleg ump. Give me a break.

Assuming that is it for Kopech, he ends up with a real odd line: 6 IP, 8 H, 1 BB, 2 K's, 4 solo HRs

Haseley in for Luis, probably a good time to get him some rest.

Poor Seby just got absolutely robbed.

For the record, we're totally not scoring a single run tomorrow, now.

Did Hanser sacrifice a live chicken before the game, Pedro Cerrano style?

Jesus Kopech, just keep the ball in play, it was 14-1.

Seby and Tim the only ones in the lineup without a hit today.

OK well, maybe Kopech is just going to give up homer after homer, instead.

I think Peralta is already back in AAA.

If Kopech could work to 6+ innings here, it would go a long way to getting him on track too. 7 would be awesome.

WTF is going on? Hanser is a professional hitter now.

This poor kid on the mound, out there to eat it for a while.

Its AV cycle day, gotta be....the tough one is out of the way!