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My goal is to try my hardest this year to think up an award that I could definetly win in 08.But I got nothin so far.Nothin!

He should be the soxtalk biggest losers mascot.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Feb 12, 2008 -> 03:13 PM) fyi, if your valentine is your avatar...you will be having a very excellent Valentine's Day No kidding,that chic is amazing.

QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Feb 12, 2008 -> 12:50 PM) Then there is Juddling. Not sure what I can say about him. (just kidding, bro) And then there is me. The business owner who hates people, but loves the White Sox. Ha!That would ruin my workday if my boss was also an active member of Soxtalk.My daily entertainment at work would be ruined I would be to paranoid to go on.

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Feb 12, 2008 -> 09:15 AM) You want to see something truly disturbing check out a highlight of Clint Malarchuk. Man that was brutal,but what did he get cut with the blade on the stick?

QUOTE(The Critic @ Feb 12, 2008 -> 11:25 AM) OKAY! "I'd like to start by thanking the academy..............and by "the academy" I mean Jason............without him, there is no Soxtalk, and without Soxtalk I could not be voted the funniest motherf***er on Soxtalk. So thank you Jason for the time and money you waste on this hobby. Also, I'd like to thank the 18 people who voted for me. I consider this 0.0048% of the total Soxtalk population to be a MANDATE, and I will proceed as such. I have, in fact, noticed that the 18 votes I received is my lowest vote total ever. I blame this NOT on my being any less funny than in previous years. NO, instead I blame YOU, the other approximately 3,678 Soxtalkers who did NOT vote for me. I do not control my vote total, YOU do, and this failure to vote for me, to hitch your wagon to a WINNER, is your cross to bear and not mine. I cannot undo your apathy, or in some cases your completely illiogical decision to vote for someone else. Look in the mirror, my friends.....take a good long look in the mirror. [music begins to play] It would be in good taste to turn off that music. [music gets louder] I SAID, IT WOULD BE IN GOOD.....OH f*** IT!! In closing, I pledge to be funny when it suits me, and to avoid being funny at all other times. When I attempt to be funny, and you fail to find me funny, please again take this as more of a barometer of your sense of humor and not mine, as I am the funniest person on this board, so where do you get off judging me? That last part was again directed at the 3,678 others, and NOT the 18 wise voters who followed their hearts and their funny bones. To my loyal 18 voters I say THANK YOU and I will do you proud in 2008!!! I OWN THIS b****!!!! [throws down microphone, at which point security drags me offstage and pummels me] Further proof

Iam a NewBalance man myself as far as running shoes.Nike hurts.

Iam about to start Mitch Alboms "For one more day".I know,I know... alot of people dont like him but I did enjoy his first novel,Iam a sap sometimes."Tuesdays with Morrie" was just depressing and he completely exploited Morries death which proves his deserving of a flame award.

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Feb 10, 2008 -> 08:49 PM) Zednik cut in the neck by a skate, this was almost deadly. http://youtube.com/watch?v=XkdH5ECc9_A I dont watch much hockey but Iam surprised this doesnt happen more often.Did the player that cut him make a no-no kinda move that most players wouldnt do that usually prevents this kind of thing?

For a program at work I have to make a new password every month to log in and I always forget the password that I choose.I should use key words that are easy to remember but Iam always making up some dumb word off the top of my head.And then I get mad at the system for making me make a new one every month.

The only thing missing is the acceptance speeches.I would love to hear Pratts.

Does anyone here own a pair with the rhinestones on them?I see that is popular with the youngens.

Thanx Knightni I guess I have to act like a grown up now.That is no damn fun so far.

Finally seen Juno last night.Am I wierd for having the expectations of having pure silence out of all the movie goers?There was like a family of 15 that were there and most of the kids were under the age of 8 and they could give a s**t about Juno.They talked through the whole damn thing!And shouldnt there be like a popcorn fetching etiquette?Why do I have to listen to your fingers touch every god damn piece of popcorn in the bag until you decide that you you have picked a superior handful!?

Had to vote for Josh Iam always interested in the up and comers.

Homeboy! I thought that said Jay Marriotti R.I.P. Did you have to type it like that?Got my heart going there.

Iam going to buy gas.

When do they start thinking about the future after Hawk?You dont want it to sneak up on you one day and you are stuck with DJ and a big UH OH!

The theme is lets just find an animal to strap a bomb to.Not very creative except for the gay stuff.

I remember when Karl Kani,Girbaud and Cross Colors were the most popular brands of jeans.I was particulary into the Girbaud jeans just because of the tag on the crotch showed you had an expensive pair of jeans.Iam still superficial but not as bad as I used to be.

QUOTE(knightni @ Feb 8, 2008 -> 03:19 PM) I owned Wranglers because they were cheap. I don't give a s*** if people think I'm a loser anymore. High School is over. But Knightni the women are the motivation.I guess if your already married its easy to just let yourself go but if not you are making it harder on yourself trying to find some chick to shoot pool with.

Iam sorry but anybody my age that are wearing Wranglers to a bar/club is a f*****g loser.So uncool man,so uncool.

QUOTE(ZoomSlowik @ Feb 8, 2008 -> 02:51 PM) It's got nothing to do with the Jewish thing, it's that the dollar dogs don't taste anywhere near as good. Pretty sure the dollar dogs are Ballpark's while the other ones are Best Kosher. My tongue was firmly planted in cheek,it was almost erotic.

I voted for Gene Honda Civic because I assumed it was the same Gene Honda Civic that emails the Boers and Bernstein show with great emails.If thats not the same guy I want my vote back.

QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Feb 8, 2008 -> 02:24 PM) I am about to fire my salesguy, whenever he gets his butt back in the store. Not an email issue, but one of the things he is supposed to do is fill out his activities in ACT, so I know what he is doing, what he has planned and what he has done. He has been told 4 times already in the first 2 months that he needs to do this daily, morining, afternoon or both. He hasn't set foot in the store in 4 days, and my only contact has been 2 emails about an estimate. If I don't see what he has been doing on the computer, that tells me he is f***ing off. So I go to his computer (mine, actually), and load the program, and nothing in there all week. I look back and each time I talked to him it was filled out for the next 2 or 3 days. I swear it is like dealing with my teenager! My kids don't even get told the same thing 3 times before punishment/action is taken. He has been told 3 times, I am not telling a 5th. Geeze, I pay him well, nice base plus commission from dollar 1. And I know from a friend of his that he needs the money as he filed for bankruptcy protection, so you would think he would be hungry for work. I guess not. Anyone want to sell printing in the western suburbs? TEX, send me some of your Mexicans!!!!! I guess from my posts in the business question thread there is no need for me to send you my resume?