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Uribe has not shown me any improvement at the plate whatsoever.his swing looks like he is going to hit the ball off of a tee.i have seen him swing at least 5 times this year at balls that almost hit him in the feet.

notice the smurk on his face afterwards.you can see himself pondering his future right there.that was classic.

The same thing happenned to me recently.I was walking around with bent elbows.Everybody was saying I was walkin around like "buff man",but I really couldnt bend my elbows it hurt like hell.

If I was as good as Tiger I would probably be a jagoff 2.If I get a hole-in-one in put-put I pump my fist and make the children back away.I can only imagine if I was walking to the 18th green at the Masters,I would demand green coats for all my friends!

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 4, 2006 -> 02:25 PM) This year is TOTALLY different. The comparisons to last year needs to stop. In fact, EVERY year is different. We need to remember last year for what it was, a wonderful memory, and watch this year's team fight for their playoff lives. If they make it, it's a wonderful followup to last year. If they don't, they're still my team. Well said.The sox fans that i respect the most think like this.The "WorldSeries HighHorse" needs to wear off some sox fans so they can enjoy a playoff race.

QUOTE(SoxAce @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 10:56 PM) I remember doing this in elementary school for a science project. The average human farts about 6-16 times per day. Just as I'm typing this, I have just added to the theory. I just hold them all in and have one big super fart when I get off work.

QUOTE(beautox @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 05:40 AM) the new mars volta album "Amputechture" is the suck, this album and Frances The Mute have been very disapointing, and i like instramental bands like Explosions in the Sky. At first I thought the same,but after listening to it a few times I love it all.You have to be very patient to listen to their music.But i can see how people can hate them.its an aquired taste.i will check out Explosions in the Sky,hopefully they are on myspace.

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 10:37 PM) Actually, with all the alumni money they might lose out on, it could hurt the athletic program. Pretty logical. it has nothing to do with the alumni silly.bruce weber actually brings chief illinwek along on recruiting visits.

Why do I take pleasure in US basketball losing?

The Mars Volta,death cab 4 cutie, and minus the bear. prob my top three.

a bar is a bar.what,do people think Degrazia is going to change the liqour menu.get over it ."true sox fans" can care less where they watch a sox game.i personally dont like watching a game with drunk people.

I put in $5 everytime cause im afraid prices will drop a couple cents the next day.

They are just making sure you have no problem collecting unemployment.green.im computer illiterate dont know how to make letters green,therefore would have never gotten email of job expiration.

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 12:32 AM) THOME SUCKS WHEN IT IS LATE IN THE GAME, AND SUCKS WORSE WITH RISP hes hitting .348 with risp.but yes only .262 risp w/2 outs.he is still pretty damn dangerous when the game is on the line.i wouldnt say he sucks.

there is no need to exaggerate and call ozzie the baseball police.if it was any other team in baseball you would all grin and smile at it.the guy threw a bat at an umpire(cardinal sin),baseball has a history of governing itself.

dust is made up of at least 75% human skin.