QUOTE(Frank the Tank 35 @ Sep 5, 2006 -> 08:43 PM)
Pods- the suck
Gooch- tired? lack of bubble drinks? maybe bleaching his hair would help
Dye- injured
Thome- still injured, enjoys leisurely games of pepper with second basemen
Konerko- Wait, what? There's a RIGHT field?? I wish you weren't such a liar...
AJ- No, you're so wrong. "Casey at the bat" has a HAPPY ending. I know, I just watched it on my PSP.
Crede- Umm.. it's 2005 still, right? Cuz pop-ups are so en vogue.
Uribe- finds teasing fans with his potential and muscular glutes highly erotic
Anderson- Let me bat. Please.
LMFAO...funniest thing I've read all night.