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I'm checking my wife's and kids cache right now

I cannot see any reason that would justify killing that family. The least of all being revenge. And even if, by some chance, and there is no evidence to support this, the woman was a IDF sodlier, taking her kids out is wrong.

Monday May 3. 1:23 Central ChiSoxFn 16,091 Southsider2K4 15,937 With a game today, SS2K4 should be over 16,000 at the close of business.

Look how quickly Chicago fans embraced Rodman. He'd be our guy and we'd make up excuses for him. I wish Frank was teflon. He can't say s*** without the world jumping down his throat.

"Hey I thought we were going to be in Baltimore 3 days" my ticket says Tuesday!?

This is going to get interesting. I'm all for getting Jose back in the lineup. But no guarantee of continued starts. Nice to have choices.

because it's home

That would be funny. They could even put ear muffs on him. Maybe a couple ice cubes floating around.

"Dude, have you been smokin'? Your fingers are all yellow!"

I thought Israel treated them better than any other country?

I guess the leader of Israel is an anti-Semite. So sad for the country. Maybe they could take him out.

Which side were the anti-semites on?

I know the song they can play when he heads up to the plate

Then I have to go deleting threads, and that's a pain in the ass. Actually I'm wondering when they will merge with the WWF

One of the key factors in combating pollution is money. I saw first hand how Mexico has enacted some of the toughest environemental laws of any nation. Some believe it is actually a tax on wealthy companies. With no money to enforce the laws, they become paper tigers.

For this statement to be true, all Palistinians who settle there must be terrorists. :headshake

Story There is more at the link. Since he isn't playing anymore, I felt SLAP was a better forum for this.

Here's an interesting source Antipiracy site may help Bounty for turning people in. Be a whistle blower - earn up to $50,000!

I think Moistest Alou's announcement that he urinates on his hands to harden them will bring several posts of the month. From Playa Hatin

IIRC it was the Edge, just not the one in Gurnee. Most of the Six Flags parks operate many of the same rides. My first was Willard's Wizard, followed closely by the Turn of the Century. I actually felt adding the two loops to the Turn of the Century did not help the ride.

I am thinking he needs someone from outside Washington, preferably from a swing state, and a moderate. Moderate is the key. This is a tough call for anyone he asks. I think Kerry is still the underdog, and his support is weak. I think some of his numbers are the anyone but Bush; and of course someof Bush's will be "anyone but Kerry". I think the anyone but Buch vote is bigger and softer. Bush could win them back with the right turn of events in Iraq and around the world. Losing as a VP candidate is almost always a 1-way ticket to oblivion.

If he still wore a Sox uniform we would love him. I wish Frank had half of Sammy's charisma. Look how fast the world forgave him for the cork. Still, I love to see him strike out and get the record, will he give a little hop :fthecubs :sosasucks

A father walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. ....... "Divorce Attorney."