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I am thinking he needs someone from outside Washington, preferably from a swing state, and a moderate. Moderate is the key. This is a tough call for anyone he asks. I think Kerry is still the underdog, and his support is weak. I think some of his numbers are the anyone but Bush; and of course someof Bush's will be "anyone but Kerry". I think the anyone but Buch vote is bigger and softer. Bush could win them back with the right turn of events in Iraq and around the world. Losing as a VP candidate is almost always a 1-way ticket to oblivion.

If he still wore a Sox uniform we would love him. I wish Frank had half of Sammy's charisma. Look how fast the world forgave him for the cork. Still, I love to see him strike out and get the record, will he give a little hop :fthecubs :sosasucks

A father walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. ....... "Divorce Attorney."

This one is for all of who: a) have kids B) had kids c) was a kid d) know a kid! As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy,look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

I would love to see it, but I do not see McCain bolting from his party for this race. It would need to be more of a certainty. And this race is just too close.

And after his playing days are over, what will he do to have silky soft hands Hey, Mariotti! Can you give this guy a hand?

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You control area has a notepad if you ever want to store w/o sharing. I was going to tell you something else but I forgot. By the way, who are you?

Gee, how do the Bears do it?

Monday, May 3rd 8:20 AM Central ChiSoxFn 16,091 Southsider2K4 15,899 192 behind. Not quite Bonds watch, damn East coast bias will keep sports center off this story. I hear Reynolds is predicting hotsoxchick1 to actually surpass both. Mariotti is picking some guy named Cubswin!Cubswin!; Ozzie is suggesting smaller, faster, posts. KW is looking to trade SS2K4 to the A's for DOS 5.0; JR is worried that we can't afford his salary demands for southsider2K5. Looming on the horizon is a young Dominican phenom who may crush both. He's having issues with his birth certificate, or he would be posting already. This is edge of your seat excitement.

As we can tell by your new avatar

I'm remembering more of the sacs where the batter is really trying to also get on base. I doubt there is a stat for this but if Willie lays down an unsuccessful drag bunt, it may look like a sac. Does that make sense?

Gee that 1975 Dodge Dart I bought ain't going to help

I was checking out her web site, amazing And I had to bring this back. Link to photos with Stern. Springer, etc. etc.

He's probably got a little more to do than plucking his eye out to make a trip to heaven. Although, as penance goes, that's a good start.

The Big Hurt from the 4 spot. I would have thought Harris or Uribe.

To bad there's no Royal board post it to. I wouldn't want to link it and have them come over here.

You need to work the smileys more. A quick counts the same as a well thought out, Sox analysis and is quicker to boot. Hell no one reads a post with more than 15 words anyways.

Same thing here.

Jeteresque!? Very nice analogy. Maggs will be fine. I suspect around the All-Star break will be very interesting. We'll probably come face to face with some real, not speculative, what's happening to our best player talk. We could end up with a Madduxesque (Part 1, he leaves for Atlanta) situation on our hands. He wins the MVP and signs with Boston or NY.

No they won't. I have no clue why the Red Sox got shortened but outside Chicago, the Sox are always Red. Pisses me off, because all I get is out of town coverage. 1/2 the world doesn't even know we have two teams in Chicago. All they know is the Cubs. Now I find out one of my biggest clients is a Cub fan.

Doing it at work is the only excuse that works every time I had Perez today, so I'm holding my breath for the results. Going into today he was batting .400 against Batista. I guess he still is

Link I hope it's a good picture of Bush

How about one more post, like the PTC winner.