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CW will never gorgive Gallas for not having a Beatles Reunion night

The only promo I'm interested in is the "Clinch the Division Night" followed by the "Win the World Series at Home Night" Well maybe Mime Night, I love mimes

CW, They both were wrong. Clinton's lie cost im the ability to be active in solving problems. With the world wondering if it's the tail wagging the dog. Bush's lie certainly has cost more people their lives than Clinton.

Being an avid outdoorsman, things that can really, really hurt you were a big adjustment when I moved to Texas. Rattlesnakes, scorpions, fire ants, etc. BTW, that guy looks like he'd make a nice snack.

Stupid NY fans, it's Koch whose the perfect patsy for a home run derby

Not that there is anything wrong with a curve

New York Link

I am certain Ozzie will find a spot or two for him to play. I just hope his hitting doesn't get rusty facing Koch in practice

hence the first line

Hmmm, I may have to head to Starbucks, that's probably the best chance to find someone with a blue tooth enabled device

from the chisox.com web site What has been the biggest surprise so far this season? Frank Thomas' slow start Juan Uribe's fast start Solid starting pitching Closer uncertainty Konerko and Thomas attempting a stolen base

LMAO Did you save the links to the Amish porn sites for your return trip to PA?

Damn. Not only will I be blind with hairy palms, but I may be sterile

I thought it had something to do with paying taxes, homeland security, or IRS audits

you beat me to it, eh. You could go on a nice summer picnic

As insurance. I assume we'll see Uribe and Harris up the middle. I wonder if Oz automatically gives players back their starting spot after being on the DL?

men having sex with male animals would be wrong It was his first time in Lebanon, and in Lebanon, one does as the Lebanese do. He found himself a likely looking camel and began the courtship dance. Suddenly he realized everyone was laughing at him and his camel. Finally he could stand it no more and cried, "why?, why are you laughing at me?" The men stoped laughing, "but sir, you picked the ugly one!"

I guess you wouldn't have much toothing possibilities in Korea.

Wasn't that the root of the 9/11 problems? No one cared who hated us. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

The season started, I can't get all my news from Mariotti

I hear she is listed as day to day on the scouting report.

Steff is on the leading edge.

I just assume I am always in SL&P, isn't everyone

There was a Bowling for Dollars show on tv in Milwaukee with amatuers. LMAO

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!!! You went bowling again!!!"