Yeah but at some point you have to just say, what the f***; he has a cool name, let's sign him. A decent 5th starter for a team that has WS assperations will probably not be a rookie, Marlins being the exception.
You may wish to try well groomed straight guy first.
Actually , being a self confessed virgin how do you know if you are straight or not? Would you like me to start a poll?
misspa2k4!? ahem confession is good for the soul . . .
I've seen a parody already. They take a gay man and make him watch pro wrestling, post pics in the post hot chicks pics here, wear torn underwear, etc.
Excuse me Wonton but:
#1. The White Sox predate the Boston Red Sox so Sox means White Sox.
#2. I guess you think Pedro and Shilling are ACES?
#3. I also hope *you* make the playoffs so we can meet. This time you'll be pulling Pedro in the first, if he manages to play. Isn't the ACE a no show in big games?
The union has to protect the Arod contract or next time some club will force a guy who has a bad year to claim he is happy with his newly restructured contract that pays him less.