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Yeah but at some point you have to just say, what the f***; he has a cool name, let's sign him. A decent 5th starter for a team that has WS assperations will probably not be a rookie, Marlins being the exception.

That was absolutely hilarious.

Someone remember this for the 2004 soxtalk funniest foto contest

You may wish to try well groomed straight guy first. Actually , being a self confessed virgin how do you know if you are straight or not? Would you like me to start a poll? misspa2k4!? ahem confession is good for the soul . . .

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It is so nice y'all graduated from the remedial class at ESPN. you forgot me, I was Guest

I've seen a parody already. They take a gay man and make him watch pro wrestling, post pics in the post hot chicks pics here, wear torn underwear, etc.

And pa on his knees, and before anyone adds to this, I had the camera

Excuse me Wonton but: #1. The White Sox predate the Boston Red Sox so Sox means White Sox. #2. I guess you think Pedro and Shilling are ACES? #3. I also hope *you* make the playoffs so we can meet. This time you'll be pulling Pedro in the first, if he manages to play. Isn't the ACE a no show in big games?

The union has to protect the Arod contract or next time some club will force a guy who has a bad year to claim he is happy with his newly restructured contract that pays him less.

Are you mad that you're second from last or that BEGOOD is on 3rd place?

I kept thinking That's a Happy Meal!

It will be on display at Harry Caray's restaurant and then they are going to destroy it! No No No, Don't destroy it. It was caught by an attorney, who would have thought you'd see an attorney at a Cubs game?

WESTON, Fla. (AP) - A mother of three got a lot more than she ordered at a McDonald's drive-thru. Janice Meissner ordered a bagel and a Diet Coke for breakfast last week, but when she got her food bag it seemed ``super heavy.'' That was because it had hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars in a sealed plastic bag - money that turned out to be the restaurant's bank deposit. McDonald's officials, who wouldn't say exactly how much was involved, said the deposit was placed in a food bag as a security procedure to make it less conspicuous before it was taken to the bank. They said it was accidentally left too close to the drive-thru window of the Weston fast-food chain. ``Someone didn't check twice before sending it out the window, obviously,'' said spokeswoman Beth Plotkin. Meissner, who had just dropped off her 5-year-old daughter at preschool, paused for a moment before backing up her minivan to the pickup window and returning the money to the employee who handed her the bag. ``I said, `Do you want to know what was in this bag?''' Meissner recalled. ``She turned white as a ghost. She didn't realize the money was missing yet. She thanked me. And that was that.'' McDonald's officials said Thursday they are going to send Meissner a thank-you letter and $50 in gift certificates.

Or have a Steve Bartman Day. Anyone dressed like Steve get's in free. Or have Sox fans all dress like Steve for the Sox - Cubs games at Wrigley

Dec. 18, 2003 07:10 PM Associated Press MEXICO CITY - A 24-year-old man died in southern Yucatan state after reportedly allowing himself to be used as a human pinata, the decorated clay jar that children in Mexico traditionally break open with sticks to get the sweets hidden inside. To indulge his two younger siblings, Sebastian Cahum Pech allowed them to tie his hands and feet, balance him on a beam and swing at him with sticks, the newspaper Reforma reported. Cahum Pech, who was tied loosely to the beam by the neck, jumped to avoid the blows, which were delivered by his sister, 13, and brother, 8, with the traditional pinata sing-song rhyme, "Hit it, Hit it, Really Hard." While he twisted to avoid one blow, Cahum pech fell from the beam, tightening the rope around his neck and leading him to die of asphyxiation. The accident occurred Tuesday and was reported by state police Wednesday in the rural township of Chemax, about 80 miles (130 kms) inland from the Caribbean resort of Cancun.

LOS ANGELES -- A group of hungry cats began to eat their 86-year-old owner after she suffered an apparent stroke and couldn't get up for nearly a week, officials said Thursday. Mae Lowrie, who lives with seven cats, was discovered unconscious and riddled with bite marks Wednesday night at her Panorama City apartment, Fire Department and hospital officials said. She was listed in fair condition at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center, said hospital spokeswoman Lisa Kort. "The cats were trying to survive in the conditions that they were in, faced with the outcome they had. They did what they had to do to survive," animal control Officer Ernesto Poblano told KABC-TV. "The cats were all emaciated, very, very emaciated." Lowrie may have suffered a stroke, said Jim Wells, spokesman for the Los Angeles Fire Department. The woman's apartment manager alerted authorities after neighbors realized they hadn't seen Lowrie in several days. Wells said Lowrie, who was believed to have been stricken about a week before she was found, was also dehydrated. The cats, apparently without food for that time, also tried to eat Lowrie's small dog, said Jackie David, a spokeswoman for the city Animal Services Department. The terrier showed signs of hypothermic shock, severe dehydration, respiratory illness and was later euthanized, she said. One of the cats, a kitten, was found dead.

Two ways to look at Nomar's away from Fenway numbers. 1. He's a better home player than on the road. His Cell numbers will be strong. 2. He is the rare individual that can only play at one park. I doubt it. Baseball is won up the middle. All things being equal, I would rather have my top player at SS, 2nd, of CF than off in a corner. Nomar will be around the ball way more than Maggs. This trade may never happen so this is probably a stupid excercise.

Gashwound I know you said it wasn't the contest, but if in some way it was I appologize. I noticed you announced leaving on the contest thread. I hope you come back soon.