Soxplosion

I was thinking the same thing. I really hope you dont jerk off...

Im glad we ended that. I just wish we coulda continued by winning yesterday. Oh well...

She has the hots for me...

Hey, he hitting .306 and Rowand is hitting .150. Ill take the .306 thank you very much...

Everybody loves me! Of course I know that...

why dont you pray to your chocolate lab about turning the white sox fortunes around Ill get my brother too. As much as I love it, I do NOT worship my feces chugging dog...

I am completely unpredictable. I will log on at any time of the day for any amount of time. Theres no telling when Ill show up...

Aaarrrggghhh... Dybas should have tackled Cooper...

Hsc, I will NEVER go a day without visiting the good people of soxtalk.com.

Not to mention DJ is the only starter on the Sox who is hitting over .300. and he is second on the team in walks. This guy deserves some slack. So does alomar. But Rowand does just suck...

Exactly. Everyone is ripping on him but hes been on of the better hitters weve had so far...

Well Christ. Atleast people arent being bit in our stadium. Thats really kinda disgusting... :puke

Sorry I didnt show up guys. Ive been busy all day...

I looked on my post list but I couldnt find it. Maybe it got deleted. Guess this will do. f***!!!!!!!!!

I masturbated this morning. I think Ill be fine...

I dunno, with the Sox play of late, Im not too high on watching them...

I didnt lose my temper either. And Im just gonna ignore it. People who go behind others backs are weak. Real men say their feelings to the persons face. Cowards go behind the scenes... Just walk up to the f***er, say why the hell you've been talkin behind his back and if you don't like the answer kick him in the nuts, then when he's on the ground pound his face in with a history book(those f***ers are usually thick)..Then when he's unconscious, pay a gay male prostitute to rape his ass..while you videotape it, then make hundred of copies to pass around school.. That ought shut his ass up That would be extremely odd gashwound. I wouldnt like to get caught talking behind your back. Ignoring it like cw said would probably be smart but Ive got another idea. One of these punks plays in a teenage baseball league with me. He might be on my team but he might not. Im a pitcher, hes a hitter. Does anyone see where Im going with this? Yeah. Im usually a finesse pitcher but if he faces me Im gonna pull one back and drill it right into his ribs. Or better yet, throw one at his head and then send him down at three nasty breaking balls. Yeah, I am a mean mofo on the mound...

Please no one else follow my footsteps to insanity. Or atleast dont go there and start eating pencils. Im up to seven pencils now, one pink one, which tasted really out of the ordinary...

Its JMs job to motivate and he has failed the organization...

Actually hes an exchange student but he feels like a brother. But dont worry, my REAL brother is the most insane. Hes a Cubs fan... And the exchange student (whos 16 and from Denmark) actually believes my chocolate lab is Jesus Christ reincarnated. Damn near got me hooked too...

Hey, my dog used to eat its own feces. Itll eat anything. And kick it, why sure. The thing gets hit in the head with a 60 mph fastball and hardly notices. The things more insane than I am. But Im not as insane as my brother, who believes my hollowheaded dog is the messiah...

Hey, youve lived to see 83 and 93. I dont remember 93, all I remember is 00 and that was a terrible ending. And how many pencils have you eaten over the years? Im eyeing some more pencils that might turn into targets of my insanity...

Option number 2. Even an insane man would go that way...

Hey Ive got nothing to lose. But being on the east coast the second target of my insanity (after the pencil I mangled of course) is probably going to be my incompetent computer. Im gonna stick my foot in this thing if it doesnt get its act together. It totally sucks. Then I think Im going to eat all the food in my house. If I wont eat it (and I tried to eat a pencil so Im not sure what I wont try to eat) I think Ill feed it to my dog...

Today just lost it for me. Im going to spend the rest of my life in an insane asylum. I just tried to eat a pencil. I am completely devoid of any sanity whatsoever. Dont eat pencils, they really dont taste good. Yep, I have completely lost it. Mental institution, here I come!!!!!!!!