Top Notch

He's on my fantasy team. He's been awful. Period.

This is a non-issue.

Johnny Drama gave me an ab workout last night with some of his one liners. He's the best character on the show.

I've been to a Strip Club one time in my life and as has been mentioned it's a collosal waste of money, however, one of the girls I was with was so drunk that we were able to lure her up on stage. Rather hilarious to see someone you know nude with all the old creepy guys with their jaws dropped..

A complete and utter ass clown. Sick.

I'd prefer perfect natural tits, but Jessica Simpson isn't walking into my life anytime soon. Well put, RockRaines. I'd bang her.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 2, 2007 -> 01:57 PM) Yep, I'm keeping this to myself until it becomes public. When the names from this story are released, I'll simply say yes those are the guys I was referring to or they aren't. Thats plain silly..

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ May 1, 2007 -> 09:27 PM) Nice f***ing scum bag move Terry. Baron Davis flopped. Smart play by him.

Excellent finish to the half. If you had told me a half hour ago when they were down 21 that they'd be down 7 at halftime, I'd take it.

Keyshawn Johnson was cut by the Panthers today. It's funny to me, because watching him and Dwayne Jarrett communicate during the draft, not only did it seem like two trees talking, but it seemed like these two trees might actually be communicating more in the future.

They didn't give up a first round pick. Only a fourth rounder.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 10:43 AM) If it is so inconsequential, then why did you go out of your way to point out that it wasnt stirrups? Take your tea and shove it, quit being a top notch a** I'm still baffled at what you are trying to argue. If you would like to clarify for me, I'm all ears. Nonetheless, I was referring to Mientkiewicz, not Schilling who wore the all red socks. That is all. No need to get defensive and start name calling.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 06:30 AM) http://images.usatoday.com/sports/baseball...ling-low-in.jpg http://www.benmaller.com/graphics/photos/schillingblood.jpg Yes, they were. See that red stripe above the blood stain? Those are stirrups Just because Doug Meintkevicz was wearing solid red socks doesnt mean the rest of the team has to follow suit What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? All I said, was that other players were wearing solid red socks while Schilling wore stirrups. Meaning, for all those who passed the fifth grade, perhaps he wore the stirrups knowing that they'd be bloodied throughout the game. It's a moot point though, because every picture I've seen of Schilling since I said that, he's wearing stirrups. - Curt Schilling

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2007 @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 09:19 PM) Photoshop. That's MJ's head and Greg Oden's body, I think. If it is photoshop, I wonder what MJ's doing in the original. Two dogs?

QUOTE(knightni @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 12:02 AM) The "red socks" you saw were stirrups. No, they weren't. Doug Mientiksdkitkdstwitz was wearing a solid red knee high sock. Not stirrups. It's funny how everyone remembers Schilling hyping up "the sock," as if he was the one to point it out. This is a non-issue and people's arguments are becoming more and more asinine by the second.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 08:04 PM) How heavily was it wrapped in gauze? I'm going to say they used precisely 1/16th of the roll of gauze... Happy Gilmore: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a s***?

...and we're concerned with the socks that he wore?

He's also a proud supporter of the Jimmy Fund: https://www.jimmyfund.org/abo/red/related-s...out-cancer.html ...but who cares, he should be spending his money on other things, like illegal dog fights, right! right!? guys?

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 06:10 PM) That is definitely untrue for me, I'm not sure about others, but I don't really agree with that. Any reasons why? I strongly dislike how much of an attention whore he is as I've already stated, but his accessibility with his blog and the work he does for charity is unlike any other player in not only baseball, but all of sports. Oh, and he's one of the best pitchers to live during our life time...

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 05:43 PM) I remember when he talked about how he couldn't even walk the morning of the game. Haha. He had surgery on his ankle the morning of the game. As exaggerated as his story was, I would bet that he couldn't walk in the morning and this is coming from a guy that hates him just as much as you do. Final Note: The only thing I can see him doing is wearing white sox (I'm clever) to show off his bloodied ankle, because looking at the picture of A-Rod slapping the ball out of Arroyo's hand, the first basemen has red socks. I don't know how he normally comes out, so I'm probably dead wrong. Either way, stop being ridiculous, its blood, end of story.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 05:13 PM) God, this is pathetic. "If it's real and the negative attention is for no good reason, that's okay because he's an asshole." Please. And, look -- Schilling's pitching against the Yankees in the playoffs in tough elimination games. You think he had the time or thought before the games to something as bulls*** as "my socks"? "If I can pitch seven innings of one hit baseball and I put paint on my sock and the announcers mistake it as blood and we go on to win the ALCS and we go on to win the World Series and..." I completely agree, GP. A new rule: If you must be a homer about an opposing team, make it the Cubs.

QUOTE(aboz56 @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 04:56 PM) Winamp is obsolete in my eyes, I had it back in 2000 or so though. I completely agree. I used to love listening "The Chronic" and watch all the whirling colors jump around. Such an obsolete program.

Statement by MASN Announcer Gary Thorne on his Conversation with Doug Mirabelli: During last night's game broadcast I made reference to a years-old conversation with Red Sox catcher Doug Mirabelli. In the aftermath of Doug's post-game comments, I felt it was important to talk to him directly and called him this afternoon. Doug and I discussed the fact that we had spoken some time after the 2004 World Series while I was covering a game in Boston. We recalled at the end of that conversation, I asked Doug a question about media speculation regarding the appearance of the sock. Doug's response - about the significant publicity the matter had generated - led me to believe he was saying it had been painted for public relations purposes. After speaking with Doug this afternoon, it is apparent that what he intended to say to me and what I inferred from that conversation were honestly different. He said, in the jocular and often sarcastic atmosphere of a clubhouse, where players needle one another routinely, this may be understandable. In deference to Doug, I certainly accept his position. Doug and I have clarified our misunderstanding, and we feel that there is nothing more to add to this matter.

QUOTE(aboz56 @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 04:22 PM) People still use Winamp? Shocking. If you aren't being sarcastic, I said the same thing.

WCIU pays for the rights to the game. It should be blacked out, regardless of how s***ty the quality is or not.