caulfield12

Well the team playing the Twins tonight honestly has the ugliest uniforms in MLB history. Belong on the Marlins when they opened their new stadium in 2012.

But the Astros lol. Who can't lose to the Mariners arguably the hottest team in baseball.

Grandal not even getting those calls anymore because he sucks so bad. I hope that was Grandal running at 60-75% lol.

Throw Giolito in there too.

Please send a charter jet to bring back Robert. Helicopters are prone to crashes. Also make sure to trade for Blackburn since he had the worst start of his career before tonight...that sounds vaguely familiar.

Patented pull hook on the ground to second.

Aaron Judge has to be outproducing the entire White Sox offense...

White Flag Trade Sox were 3 1/2 games behind a much much more talented Indians' team.

Please reinstate KW and bring back the 2000-2008 offense that's actually suitable for GRF.

Balta, you overestimated MLB. 3-5 games was the better guess.

Well, if their $300 million asset actually got Covid flying on a commercial flight (let’s hope at least 1st class with a mask on) to Nashville instead of staying around the big league team with the theoretically most experienced professional staff and doctors…that doesn’t look good at all does it?

Middle of the pack with catching. Hosmer (great start and then 26th in OPS since) and Voit have just been so so… They will first look at Josh Bell, Ohtani and Soto. Most likely is going after Happ/Contreras/Robertson as a combined package, as they need all three to be able to legitimately compete with the Dodgers. Might also at least dip into the Montas pool.

He’ll probably have his hair catch on fire then like Michael Jackson…

The Anderson bet is dumb. He will end up serving 4 games and we’ll have to hear all offseason that it would have made a major difference had he actually been on the field when TLR has rested an athlete in the prime of his career too many times to count already. I don’t know what’s wrong with the moderators. It was a lot more interesting when it was everyone against Balta. Now it’s just on ongoing lamentation when most of us saw this coming a mile away. Today, we have mods saying they’re so tired of this shit they’d rather cheer for the Astros or just ignore the Sox completely for high school golf. What does that tell you? I’m also worried for Texsox because he’s deliberately posting the opposite of what he has preached for ages and ages. It’s like the Twilight Zone. At least I have consistently been anti-Hahn from Day 1. Unfortunately it took a full decade for everyone else to throw in the towel. Really, they might have managed to destroy the future of White Sox baseball in Chicago. That’s how badly they have alienated their fanbase with one wrong move after another, starting with TLR.

Okay, here’s the bet…which would actually be interesting at least. You can pick anyone you want on the Sox, Abreu, Robert, Vaughn, etc. I will take Tatis, who arguably won’t be back until August 11th through the 15th. Total RBI’s by your Sox player of choice vs. Tatis Jr. starting from August 1st through Game 162. Tatis could break his wrist again or pop his shoulder socket out of joint yet again and I’m pretty much done for, right? Especially with your choice having such a head start. In fact, if you were THAT confident, you’d start the official RBI counting August 15th or 16th, haha. But I will leave it set at August 1st since the Padres’ offense is much more likely to add one more offensive piece than the Sox due to scarcity and opportunity cost factors. You win, I will leave SoxTalk until TLR or Hahn is fired and/or resigns, whichever comes first. You lose, and have to admit you were wrong and also award Ron 1,000 emoji likes, that’s it. Sounds like fun.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/insider/story/_/id/34301870/shohei-ohtani-new-york-juan-soto-st-louis-mlb-trade-deadline-deals-see Only the Guardians and Twins mentioned here…although Happ and Montas make the most sense, except for the Gio Gonzalez factor.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/insider/story/_/id/34313524/mlb-trade-grades-seattle-mariners-land-trade-deadline-top-available-pitcher-deal-luis-castillo

So the bet is what, that they’re not going to appeal? Or that he will serve his time this year no matter what? When was the last time someone lost a ban bet and actually left the board? Has it ever happened in the history of SoxTalk? Who was it? Ron has lost numerous times, for example.

We’ve got the meats…err, Ving Rhames would argue relievers.

Say Anything was very good at least. Kickboxing is the sort of the future. MMA, close enough.

So you really want to bet they’re willing to sit him 4-6 games of the last sixty without appealing to get it lowered or deferred/delayed to 2023?

The Yankees have enough offense now they can prioritize defense at catcher with Higashioka and Jose Trevino. Plus they’ll need that Grandal money for Turner, Correa, Judge or Soto. They have lost two key RH pen members in the last month or so. They would have definite interest in Graveman.

Probably would just talk to him about employee benefits plan adjustments. Or if players still need to mask on public to minor league affiliates. Boy it would have been fun to sit next to Robert and quiz him about what the heck is wrong with the Sox in Spanish...

Pollock has to go at a minimum. Wouldn’t be upset to sell relatively high on Graveman. Abreu if he wants out of the lunatic asylum.

At the Family Dollar employee cafeteria…