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Where's the closest mortuary so we can save money on a prepaid funeral?

Don't forget even Pollock playing out of position...RF until this season required the arm strength to make that longest throw on the diamond from deep RF to 3B.

Starting tonight with a 1.04 ERA. You can cancel the post game show. Two strikeouts. Hit 98.5 in the first.

He actually has their problems diagnosed perfectly. And no Moncada Robert Jimenez just might have a small impact. This feels more like a 2017-18 Sox game minus excitement for Moncada and Kopech.

Did they try to use the ol cold weather excuse for the walks? Can't grip the ball, wet grounds something...

He's the last person I would blame. Pitchers don't believe the offense can score a run so trying to be too fine.

Then they would get hurt going up and down the stairs somehow. Better be a stationary stand with every transaction electronic. Muchos grimaces and occasional wincing otherwise.

This is one of those too unbelievable to be true real life stories that needs to be turned into an indie documentary like Searching for Sugarman...

Watching Gameday App and watching out(s) change into run(s). Sheesh. This is borderline crazy even by White Sox standards.

At least KW can mothball his speech about finally making Chicago a White Sox town...

Shouldn't have waived Bobby Witt ten days ago from fantasy with the Sox looking on the horizon.

When do the boos start raining down?

Who was the favorite again, Cito Gaston?

At least the Twins signed a superstar after making their fans agonize for one year...and extended Buxton. And traded Berrios for stuff. They better figure out how to pull a similar trick. And their manager is one of the better liked ones in the game as opposed to the Kraken/Cranky Guy.

Well at least we "only" traded Kimbrel for this one. Bring back LaPhonso Ellis!

Harrison and Leury flirting with the half Mendoza Line. Pollock totally forgot how to play or fatherhood aged him two years.

Greinke will really make them look bad if this offense doesn't wake up soon.

Really fortunate to get 2-1 strike call...Merrifield the worst player in baseball somehow. One aging veteran we avoided at least.

See 2010 2012 2016

Except you have about five more DHs on your team. And Zack Collins is finally sorta hitting like one in Toronto.

2001 1994 strike 2009 2006 second half

This game being played like the last game of the minor league season when everyone just wants to get on the road back home as quickly as possible.

Cue the not exactly subliminal Cuban sandwich marketing campaign. What is the price though?

I thought Hahn always went after the suburban Chicago kids...Lopez pretty much doubles Madrigal on fWAR/bWAR.

He only has two pitches...and he's not Michael Kopech exactly. Throws 93-95.