Wise Master Buehrle

Uribe almost pulled a Jimenez there. But he didn't. Need to put a 4-spot up, stat.

The chant I'm hearing is "Sox Fans Rule" Lmao.

I thought this wasn't exactly news.... Politte can not pitch more than one inning.

Crede a future gold glover? My ass.

Jose is an IDIOT. I was thinking breaking ball there, yet he swings. He got completely fooled.

2 IP and 0 ER for this Brian Shouse. We need a big hit...

PK takes one for the team!!!! What a guy.

12- game hit streak for Lee. Please let this be a rally!

Well, I think it's safe to say if our biguns don't step up here, this game is done like dinner. Who do the Rangers have closing for them these days?

Maggs!? Maggs! Yes! Liner out to Maggs.

This ones forfeited. Gopher ball Politte is in.

I HATE THOSE KINDS OF OUTS. :fyou

Double for Aaron. Sandy scores. Maggs, you have to perform and earn that moola you want!

That was bloody scary! Double for Sandy.

We aren't winning this one.

WHAT DID I TELL ALL OF YOU!?

Holy crap, I just fixed my PS2. It was SO easy. It's so easy, all you do is type "Disc Read Error" in Google and the first thing should be some link to TechTV's guide to fixing it. Just use that.

That's pretty weird if he is going. That means the Jays are waving the flags already. Although I think everyone knows they don't have a chance anyways.

No kidding, all those jackasses are really only like the same 5 people who come in with new names just to bug him. Mix that and the fact that mlb.com has gotten rid of tons of rights on those boards, it's become a pretty dull place to post...

I'd really love Hudson.. especially since you'd know he'd give it all for you.

He's been offered that ever since the days of us getting hyped up about resigining him. But, he hasn't taken it. And I don't think he will.

WTF? This Lohan person is NOT hot at all. Her eyes scare the living hell at me and I would hate to wake up and see that staring at me. Her mouth is also way disproportianate to her face.

Will I be able to see this highlight again this evening? I think it'd be funny to see.

BACK TO BACK JACKS! Today is gonna be a slugfest!

S L A P A S S