Wise Master Buehrle

My dad knows. He doesn't care. I told my mom I ate bad meat and puked everywhere.

I give it a 20%, the fact that it's Otis keeps it from being 0%, but it still seems too lopsided to be above 50%.

I'd much rather that there is a clash of the egos, much like Lofton did when he disputed with Sosa about swinging for the fences. A good veteran can make this happen. If not a clash of the egos, the team is overhyped and chokes big time, much like our Sox the past 3 years

Forget the Cubs. Let them sign Maddux, I wouldn't be surprised if Prior or Wood already had too big an ego to listen to some tips from old man Maddux.

Pretty much, we dump 19 mill and take on 17.5 mill, just a 1.5 mill difference but that's 1.5 we can work with.

If it's from the same guy who called the NOmar/Maggs deal before we heard about it, I'd consider it a mildly respectable source. It does seem as though we'd be ripping off the Red Sox badly, unless Cotts or Reed is our minor leaguer. They'd be the only minor leaguers I think they would ask for in return for Nomar/Trot/Williamson.

LOL! Actually Visene did nothing for it.

Haha, at 11:30 I was upstairs in a room shivering and being told over and over that my name is David. Rural people in Wisconsin are so nice, one girl I had NEVER met in my life, kept my brain working, and kept me warm, I don't think that would have happened in the suburbs here. Unfortunate I missed all the festivities.

Unfortunately, I did. I had a whole liter of vodka all to myself, was at a great party, and just never stopped. If you wanted an estimate I'd say I was just shy of half the liter. The sucky part is I spilled my Sprite before I even began drinking, thus no chaser, or anything to mix with.

Well, it's not exactly nice. Lying to my mom and boss and co-workers about how it happened isn't too great. But there is one plus-side. I get to scare the hell out of people at school, but another down-side is millions of people have asked how I got it. I've pretty much hired a friend to tell them because I'm so sick of it.

Related accident. I puked my brains out and must have popped a vessel in my eye.

I'm not proud of it, I like to make fun of myself because I have it, and will have for like another week. Just consider my original post not 'showing it off', just making fun of it.

Your prize is kudos.

I wasn't aware of your post when I posted my post. My post was in response to Josh's.

And you are all wrong! Look at post #2 in this thread and you have the right answer.

No my face is just retarded, and I'm being serious. In another kind of seriousness, I COULD have been hit in the eye while I was drunk, I do know I was slapped pretty hard a few times.

Fsck you. Greasy got it one minute after I started it. Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrazy!

You can do that, I'll do the puff puff exhale puff puff exhale puff puff exhale, and when you try to take it for your turn I'd say "I didn't even hit the motherf***er yet!" Half Baked was a funny movie.

First person to guess how I got it wins a prize.. I also assure that picture is in no way shape or form modified, only thing I did in photoshop with it was crop the eye out of the full image.

lmao Yeah I get told by my mom that I look like a druggie. I only drink and smoke marijuana, none of that other garbage. Now that's what gets you in trouble.

Cheetohs are the ultimate craving while being stoned. They're so good...

I think it'd be best if people with the answer PMed him.

Yeah I'd love to do fantasy hockey/baseball with you guys next time. We probably can't do hockey next year though, pending if the league shuts down for a year or not.

Although I am not in the same league as you folks, I still like to discuss fantasy hockey. My team consists of: C- Pavel Datsyuk (Picked him up via free agency, and now using him as trade bait, as his huge streak might be over) C- Robert Lang (Also picked this one up via free agency, although I dropped him earlier in the year, and when he started heating up quickly snatched him up. Also good trade bait) C- Marc Savard (I just acquired him in a trade, using him as trade bait) C, LW- Peter Forsberg (I originally had him, but didn't want to hold onto him during his time on the IR, I've predicted a huge streak of wins for Colorado now that Forsberg and Kariya have returned, hence me trading to get him back. I acquired him in the deal with Marc Savard) LW- Paul Kariya (I got rid of him during his stint on the IR, and the person who took him on released him, I just signed him today) LW- Ladislav Nagy (Good, consistent player, had him since the beginning) RW, LW- Mark Recchi- Picked him up via Free Agency, he was a good match with Jeremy Roenick whom I had awhile ago but shipped off in the Forsberg trade. The Flyers were hot in the beginning, but they've cooled off big time, which is why I was willing to trade Roenick. I also consider Recchi expendable) RW- Zigmund Palffy (Acquired him in a trade for Alexei Zhamnov before Zhamnov went on the IR. Completely ripped him off Palffy has been a stud) RW- Marian Hossa (Had him since the beginning, very consistent, I am hot after Daniel Alfreddson, as he seems a good match) My defense is exceptionally weak. I go with a tactic "If they've proven they can do it in the past, they're good enough for me". My theory with D-men is that they're not needed unless they're producing Rob Blake quality numbers, but most good D-men right have about 20-25 points, and I'm not going to give up a high tier player for a high end Defensemen since he only impacts real life games. D- Marek Zidlicky (FA) D- Adam Foote (FA) D- Brian Leetch (FA) D- Lubomir Visnovsky (FA) My goalie corps used to be quite impressive, my main two were Nikolai Khabibulin and Jocelyn Thibault, Tbo had good numbers for the games he played in. I constantly tried changing 3rd goalies, but never found a consistent one. Thibault went on the IR shortly, and I picked up Osgood as a 2nd, and he hasn't been too bad. Then I found a superb 3rd goalie in Mikka Kiprusoff. This suited me for awhile, then Kiprusoff went on the IR, and I picked up McLennan. Little did I know that Phoenix's goalie was injured and Boucher was on fire, or I might have picked him up at the expense of a D-man, but now someone else has him. G- Nikolai Khabibulin G- Chris Osgood G- Jamie McLennan I am, as of right now, in 1st place in my league, just re-attained it after the past week. My team and another are duking it out for 1st, and the 3rd place team is 40 points behind us, so we've pulled away pretty badly. By the way the whole Forsberg trade was... He gets: RW- Jaromir Jagr (He's expendable as long as he's in Washington) LW- Alex Tanguay (Tough loss, but I'd rather have Kariya) C- Jeremy Roenick (Was consistent for me, I originally offered Lang sense he had more points, but they requested Roenick instead. The Flyers aren't too hot right now, so- he gone.) I got: C- Marc Savard LW, C- Peter Forsberg LW- Paul Kariya I hope I didn't bore anyone with that, but I do like discussing fantasy sports. Questions or comments about my team, feel free to ask.

I prefer to buy a small plan and talk for free, without the hassle of looking into all these Anytime wherever time minutes whatever. You can also turn the beep down.