Wise Master Buehrle

Someone left a Herald on our desk the other day and I get to the class and see Cub love all over the particular page. I also notice someone had wrote "Cubs suck", and another person wrote "damn straight" and I added my two cents and wrote "yeah they do". Then I just left it there. Cub girl walks in, sees the ad for Cub breacelets and says " I want one" then sees what the Sox fans wrote and I start laughing and she asks if I'm a Sox fan, I say "Yes" and she says "why" and I say "the same reason I'm not a Cubs fan", I get a blank face staring back, and I say "Frank Thomas is the s***; thats why, I never liked the Cubs and their lovable loser attitude, I just loved watching Frank beat the s*** out of the baseball" and she's all like "well you should be a Cub fan cause they're gonna win the World Series" so I just turn the other way laughing. Then some dude hears our conversation and says "frank thomas sucks". No one disses on my boy Frank. SO I say "Yes, someone with a .450 on base percentage sucks soooo much". He obviously knew what OBP was because he was like "whoa". Then he says "Yeah but he strikes out too much" Me: "..........Care to tell me how he strikes out too much if he walked more than he struck out?" Silence occurs. Him: "Todd Helton is better." Me: "Todd Helton is in his prime. Frank Thomas was a million times better in his prime. Think about it... a young Frank Thomas in Coors Field..." Him: "At least Helton doesn't strike out as much." Me: "You are full of s***." I f***in hate idiots.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 11:40 PM) Just curious but why don't you nickname Pierzynski as AJ or AJP and Podsednik as Pods? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who are you talking to?

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 03:36 PM) You're amazing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed.

Calling 56789 Messaging.

Wow, Uribe does look like he put on some weight...

Now try.

http://officediversions.com/discover/modul...%20of%20Phobias Aibohphobia Fear of palindromes (not necessarily an actual word; aiboh is not of course Greek or Latin for Palindrome, but is simply intended to make the word itself palindromic) Arachibutyrophobia Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Aulophobia Fear of flutes. Australophobia, Novahollandiaphobia Fear of Australia, Australians, Australian culture etc. Coprastasophobia Fear of constipation.

Big Hurt on the front page of Yahoo Baseball.

Sabathia unlikely to open vs. Sox C.C. Sabathia, who was scratched from his appearance Sunday, likely won't start Cleveland's season opener after an MRI showed the left-hander strained a muscle in his right side. Sabathia has been told not to throw for a week, which means he probably would not have enough time to get in shape to pitch the opener April 4 against the White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field. "The symptoms will dictate how C.C. will progress, but we're looking at it as a three- to five-week injury," Indians trainer Lonnie Soloff said.

Holy s***, he's writing a book! Boycott Orbitz

You should probably email those to someone with Photoshop and get them resized.

AJ.... YOU ROCK! That's just f***ing awesome. And not mention made me laugh for a few minutes.

/\/\1<|20$0|=7 1$ |-|1|> I'd like to see them decode that.

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 10:00 PM) Isn't that cute... And we still dont have a backup 3Bman. Unless you count Uribe...and I don't...because he's our starting SS. He may stick around...I'm not sure...but I do know that he this could be to also boost his trade value as well. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If Willie can play SS then Uribe can slide over to third every once in awhile while Willie plays SS and Tadpole plays 2nd.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah they were playing that song during my Batting Mini Game and I got to level 13.

My new playlist: Pink Floyd- One of these days Pink Floyd- Comfortably numb Led Zeppelin- No quarter Led Zeppelin- Achilles last stand Metallica- For whom the bell tolls Jethro Tull- Witche's promise Lynyrd Skynyrd- Simple Man (live) Neil Young- Don't cry no tears Tom Petty- Free Fallin'

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 05:47 PM) Can you explain how to do that (assuming you're using X-Box)? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm using PC, so it's fairly easy. Dunno how to on Xbox.

w00t. Changing MVP's in game music to music that I can actually bear.

I'm getting pretty sick of Felix Diaz. Why hasn't he gone to Japan yet?

GUYS. It's f***ing COLLEGE BASKETBALL. Who gives a f***? It's a bunch of people who won't even play on the team in a few years. I still don't see why people get so f***ing worked up over college basketball unless they go to the school.

It should be posted here.. it affects us. If CC goes down for Opening Day, people should know about it.

WTF what a fatass.

Actually, no. Sosa has no leverage arguing balls and strikes in Spring Training.

Yeah, Hinrich needs to stop shooting.

"Come on, it's Spring Training" Then why the f*** are you arguing balls and strikes, you f***ing moron?