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QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 05:43 PM) Then he better write what he means or edit it You're banned until someone signs with the Sox. On second thought, everyone is.

QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:30 PM) Hmm, could be. Ventura: " think I'll put Gordon's bat in the chili hole.". Also, corn hole can be used for an ethanol-like flavor. Chili-cornqueso wrapped tube-steak, perhaps? I'm so fricked baseball bored, like, Napoleon Dynamite bored! GAWD! Ya, its that bad... There are exactly zero new rumors today as far as the free agent outfielders are concerned. Hell, not even OF trade rumors either but that's likely due to the lack of FA movement. Constipated market, there is.

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:18 PM) Hahaha And a new sexual term to coincide: Gordon - An average in length penis who's girth is exceptional. To prevent future bulls*** postings of this nature I will go back now to just saying: blah, blah, blah... Blah blah blah blah. Safer that way.

QUOTE (BlackSox13 @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:06 PM) The chili hole? Maybe a new sexual innuendo has been born... Aka: Give her a Gordon in the two hole.

QUOTE (SoCalSox @ Jan 2, 2016 -> 04:02 PM) Which is convenient, because I think that's exactly who the Sox end up with. Abreu and Cespe 3/4 sure sounds sexy but so does Gordon in the two hole.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy - in times of grey.

QUOTE (ChiSoxFanMike @ Jan 1, 2016 -> 04:10 PM) How do you know that for sure unless you work in the Sox FO? I'm hoping you're right, but I'm not banking on it. It's one thing to tell an agent - we're not willing to do 5 years... It's an entirely different thing to say that and then back it up with a release through press that you're only wanting a 3 year deal. Makes said agent more willing to come back and meet in the middle. Just standard business, folks.

Probably willing to go to 4 years on Gordon but he is asking for 5. Probably willing to go to 5 years for Cespedes but he is asking for 6. So they state through the press they're only wiling to go to 3... It's a negotiation tactic, me thinks.

Why are you all talking about implants and braces?

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Dec 31, 2015 -> 01:14 PM) If paying Mat Latos $10-12 million is a market inefficiency, the White Sox are going to need a ton more revenue. Whom did this horrible horrible egregious offense?

QUOTE (soxfan2014 @ Dec 31, 2015 -> 09:05 AM) It make come as a shock, but yes. How does one gain access to this life beyond baseball rumors that you speak of?

It seems just like yesterday that this thread was at 18 pages. Geez. Two days of my life - poof. Gone.

QUOTE (Frank_Thomas35 @ Dec 30, 2015 -> 02:52 PM) Man... After last night I really thought this might have wrapped up today, especially because it's a Wednesday. But today has been boring, this really has been a weird market. This really may go another week or so. Productivity is already at zero. Gurrrrrr.

QUOTE (Soxfest @ Dec 30, 2015 -> 02:31 PM) I hope he makes it also. Can I get in? Please.

Certainly one of the more interesting to develop off seasons in recent memory. Leads to a lot of blah blah blah and poop and mention of Claudia schiffers "cat".

Anyone call JZ yet? Let's get the bloods to kidnap him and condition a release based upon Cespedes signing with us for $1.90 and a side of fries.

QUOTE (Baron @ Dec 29, 2015 -> 09:05 PM) It's says nothing new. Repeats the White Sox and O's are in the hunt for Cespedes. The Spanish wasn't giving me trouble - just the frequency of the damned post. Bots.

Twitter says this about 50 times in the last 30 seconds... Medias Blancas y Orioles, en lucha por Céspedes dlvr.it/D7nXvb

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Dec 29, 2015 -> 08:29 PM) Oh me too as soon as I go to bed it'll happen Of course it happens that this info is leaked at just about the exact moment I posted in the Gordon thread that I was sold on him beyond Yo. Edit: I am a nerd.

Oh good god, you expect me to sleep with this s*** looming? I've wanted Cespedes since he defected.

The Patrick Howard guy keeps killing his "cred"

Thy countdown hath begun.

Surprised to have voted for him but - Gordon. I was on the Cespedes train but after a month of blah analysis... I've switched sides.