DonkeyKongerko

I am enjoying this Cubs implosion. Chip Caray said Alfonseca was "awful" tonight. Alfonseca threw one pitch tonight allowing a single to Pujols.

My worst nightmare is still us and KC beating each other up at the end of the season and Minny sneaks in to the playoffs.

Manuel said 99% chance Buehrle will pitch tomorrow. Buehrle WANTS the ball. I love it when our pitchers WANT to face the Yankees at the stadium.

Wait offensive outburst TWO DAYS IN A ROW?? 3 out of 4 days!?!? OMG what team is this, the 2000 White Sox??

Lol KW looks like someone s*** in his cereal. Konerko was tagging on Crede's double which should have been a HR.

TONY PICKS HIM UP WITH A 2 RBI TRIPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

f*** crede gets robbed of another HR...now paulie looks like a piece of s*** on the bases.

Dammit I slept through Frank's HR. Crede just jacks one off the wall. Woooo!!!

I have been reading Tim McCarver's book on baseball and I got to the hitting chapter. He said that most of the time when a hitter is struggling he is usually being over-aggressive. This means a guy like Frank Thomas feels like his timing is slow and is trying to compensate by getting his hands out faster and that is what makes him pop it up alot. With the aluminum bat in BP, Frank's hands get through the hitting zone much more quickly and it can help his timing and confidence. As Hawk would say, Frank is a strong man.

Gordon hasn't pitched for 5 days. As long as he doesn't throw 40 pitches I don't mind this really. Edit: After I wrote this Tom looks like he hurts his groin or something. Jeezz...

Maggs Yardwork. 13-2 6 HRS for SOX!!!

Paulie making his season in one night tonight!!

Danny laid an egg against the yanks last year at Comiskey also.

Clemens is done. Na na na na...

Grand f***ING Slam Big f***ING Hurt

Holy s*** Olivo just crushed that ball to center. No chance for Bernie to get him out at 3rd.

Lol where are you going Paulie. It's ok you have 2 hits and 2 RBI today.

Johnson was out on that pickoff by Olivo.

Mr. August/September strikes again!!!

Esteban with men on base is flat out naaaasty. W2G e-Lo.

With Torii Hunter and Shannon Stewart on your team, you can be 2/3 of the way to having an all-girl outfield.

You sorta did since nobody else was even close. I think next closest was 4.08.

Sox Jekyll/Hyde act goes back on the road in search some elusive wins. Which team will show up? 1) Who will win the series (CHW/NYY) (2 points)? 2) Will Frank Thomas have an RBI (Y/N) (2 points)? 3) How many errors will the Sox make (4 points)? 4) Which Sox bullpen pitcher will face the most batters (4 points)? 5) How many hits will Joe Crede have in the series (5 points)? 6) How many innings will Esteban Loaiza pitch to the nearest third (5 points)? 7) Who will lead the Sox in batting average for the series (min. 6 ABs) (4 points)? 8) Which bullpen will give up more earned runs (CHW/NYY) (2 points)? 9) Who will lead the AL Central after the series (2 points)? 10) Will Hideki Matsui hit a homerun (Y/N) (2 points)? TIEBREAKER: White Sox total number of runners stranded as a team for the series

19 is usually a winning score...unless someone scores 21.

A nice series, Sox take 3 of 4 and stay on top of the division for a few days. Hopefully they can remain a frontrunner the rest of the year. 1) Who will win the series (CHW/TEX/Split) (2 points)? CHW 2) Will Neal Cotts get a win (Y/N) (2 points)? Yes 3) How many errors will the Sox make (4 points)? 1 4) How many times will Miguel Olivo strikeout (4 points)? 3 5) What will Mark Buehrle's season ERA be after the series (I will give .01 either way) (5 points)? 4.01 6) How many RBI will Carlos Lee have in the series (5 points)? 5 7) How many earned runs will Bartolo Colon allow (4 points)? 3 8) Will Carl Everett have at least 5 hits in the series (Y/N) (2 points)? Yes 9) Who will be in 2nd place in the AL Central after the series (2 points)? KC 10) Will Hank Blalock hit a homerun (Y/N) (2 points)? Yes TIEBREAKER: Total runs scored in the series by both teams 38 THE WINNER: JUGGERNAUT 21 (+3) THE STARTERS: YahtzeeSox 19 (-3) Texsox 17 moochpuppy 15 (+6) cwsox 13 (-5) CubsSuck1 12 (-3) Mathew 12 (+6) SAVVY18 10 (0) Soxheads 10 (+2) THE BENCH: Flash Tizzle 10 (+7) IndySoxFan 10 (+7) WHarris12 8 (+8) rafacosta 8 (+11) Heather Lee 8 (+12) Winning Ugly 6 (+10) whitesox247 6 (+21) southsider2k3 4 (-3) THE LOSER: YASNY 4 (+8)