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QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 07:46 PM) I'm debating doing the exact same thing. Going to my moms where I don't have mlb xtra innings and throwing some food on the grill. I probably should. It would be better for my blood pressure. I'm gonna die at a young age thanks to the Sox. I think the cause of death of 99% of Sox fans is frustration. There is no known cure.

You could shift your entire infield to shortstop when Rowand bats and his average would still be the same.

R.I.P Inspector Gadget.

Well if we show them this thread, we may manage a "gross out" of the opposition. I think that's the equivalent of a forfeit.

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 08:55 PM) These threads are asking for nothing but a jinx. Jinxes are only a byproduct of human emotion.

Politte gave up one HR before the All Star Break. He has given up 6 homeruns since then. I think someone figured something out, or he has lost some of his edge. Maybe Detroit just owns him.

f*** Rowand, sit the f*** down so Crede can bat.

You gotta love that Everett has been hit twice tonight. It's good for us for so many different reasons.

I swear Everett starts his swing before the ball leaves the pitcher's hand.

The Tigers sure showed us how to execute. Look for this game to go 14 innings or so, maybe longer since Frank isn't in Detroit this time.

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 08:31 PM) WHY THE f*** IS POLITTE PITCHING TO INGE????? He's still Brandon Inge.

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 08:29 PM) What happened? He pulled up lame at 2nd. Doesn't look too serious but we'll see.

QUOTE(jphat007 @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 08:24 PM) Oh wow. I tried to go to the splits to prove you wrong and his late inning numbers are AWFUL. wow. I was probably exaggerating. I have no idea what his season numbers are in those situations, but I'll take your word for it.

QUOTE(The Ginger Kid @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 08:22 PM) so if we get swept by Detroit...what's our magic number? It's the first game of the series, it's tied and this is the game thread. Try to stay on topic.

QUOTE(DaGame2584 @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 08:19 PM) He didn't do that with his homers over the weekend? They may have made a difference but they weren't clutch. Then again Dye hasn't been much for clutch this year. Might as well take him out after the 6th inning every game.

Just need a single here Jermaine. Don't get greedy.

Dye has a chance for semi-redemption for the Twins game.

Thanks Pudge you slow sack of s***.

QUOTE(The Ginger Kid @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 08:02 PM) don't think Garland was happy about the hook, but I am He shouldn't have given up two homeruns to Inge if he wanted to stay in longer.

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 06:29 PM) I thought Pena had a double? He did, sarcasm doesn't translate well over the Internet.

It's a goner!!

If Boston can't sweep 4 from Toronto and New York also can't sweep 4 from Baltimore, we will need even less wins to clinch a playoff spot.

QUOTE(Felix @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 06:58 PM) Not really, some people didnt get the reference. (see below) I got the reference, I just felt like making a better one.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 25, 2005 -> 05:34 PM) Here goes a try at the current numbers (Sunday Evening) Yank/Bo Sox 91-65 with 6 games remaining White Sox 94 wins If both the BoSox and Yankees win all three games to start this week, they would be sitting at 94 wins going into the final weekend. Possible outcomes 3-0 Wildcard winner would need 95 wins (Sox need 1) 2-1 One team finishes with 96 the other 95 (Sox need 2) As Freddy Prinz would say "Loooking Goood!" Would be good except the Yanks and BoSox are both 91-64 so the Sox need 3 wins to clinch.

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