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Time for the ol’ butcher boy!

What an awesome at bat by Robert

No bunting please

They should DFA this Cruz guy he can’t do it in the clutch. Maybe a rebuilding team like us can give him one final shot.

Oh ok

Cruz again wheeee

Mazara can't touch this guy

Robert just not right lately

Good start

See? That Cruz guy is a big lineup hole.

They've certainly had chances, but their lineup isn't that good. A lot of holes.

I thought the PTSD was over when they beat them in game 1 in Minnesota, but nope.

They're acting like this Twins team is gonna score 10 off us unless they're pinpoint and the Twins can hit but they're nothing like they were last year so far. Just throw strikes.

Happy to be wrong here!

I wouldn't pitch around anyone to get to Cruz.

Nice play my Moncada AND a 1 pitch out!

Some random Twins player who's gonna torture us for years as usual.

Lot of pitches but some good results.

Nasty curve

It's clearly a joke.

Bauer and Springer for me. Lineup without holes and Giolito/Keuchel/Bauer/Kopech + Cease + Dunning fighting for the last 2 slots. Stiever in AA/AAA, maybe used for a big trade if Springer doesn't sign?. See what's out there in FA for relievers, or trade someone like Sheets/Yermin Mercedes for bullpen help.

Steiver really using that big outside corner

Bears look pretty terrible in the first half.

Over!

Grandal would've... awww hell I can't come up with anything. McCann killing it tonight.