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That same pitch to Smoak will go a long way...

Huge out there.

Wow, this sucks.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 09:14 PM) I don't think I've ever seen a ball hit as hard as Dunn hit that ball in the 5th. Now you're starting to sound like Hawk.

Nicely done Matt.

Thornton's had the most appearances as a reliever in White Sox history now. Interesting stat.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 09:01 PM) Shades of the Tigers game here At least it's not Ohman pitching.

Not liking this...

Take him out.

Better have that bullpen up and ready.

Felix getting pounded.

Paulie just missed it.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 03:45 PM) Too bad we can't slip an angry looking Hawk in there somewhere. Steve should give angry Peavy a caption cloud and have it say "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WEGNER!?"

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 03:39 PM) Here it is, your moment of Zen. Yay for more fireworks! I like the happy Peavy better. The one on the left makes him look like one of those zombie things in I Am Legend.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 03:28 PM) I don't like this as much, but just to placate Marko. Peavy looks smaller in that one...

PUT DAT s*** UP!

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 02:37 PM) Ichiro rf Ackley 2b Bob Seger 3b Jesus DH Smoke 1b Carp lf another guy that KW traded away C Saunders cf Humber's b**** ss I see Ichiro's back to hitting first...

QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 10:02 AM) Accidentally forgot to turn off the radio when I found out that Laurence Holmes was sitting in for McNeil, who was on another one of his vacations. Listened to him defiantly announce that he's not sure at this point if Starlin Castro is a Hall of Famer. Castro was called up on May 7 2010, so it's been 2 years and change. If you separate the time Larry Holmes spends being a Dan Bernstein parrot from everything else, he has absolutely nothing. The creepy on-air fascination with women (particularly those in Chicago media) is really uncomfortable. Starlin Castro is barely an all-star.

QUOTE (farmteam @ May 31, 2012 -> 01:31 PM) This picture is floating around facebook with the tagline "The Most Magical Event in Twitter History Just Happened and it involved Drake, and a Billionaire from Texas." Drake got owned.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 10:15 AM) DKnobler ‏@DKnobler Red Sox are telling teams they definitely intend to trade Youkilis. Youk in the 5-hole would be scary good.

QUOTE (docsox24 @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 11:21 AM) Obviously that was a factor in my taking Mark. I also bet him about 6 years ago that Verlander would win more than Dontrelle. I feel pretty good about that one! lol oh man, that's highway robbery.

QUOTE (docsox24 @ Jun 1, 2012 -> 10:43 AM) I have a bet with a friend on who will have more career wins, Buehrle or Felix. Made this bet two years ago. Steak dinner at Maestros. What do you guys think? You're lucky the Mariners can't score runs.

Felix vs. Sox at Cell: 1-4 4.42 ERA 1.42 WHIP Peavy vs. Mariners: 5-1 2.12 ERA 1.03 WHIP

Paul Konerko's batting average is higher than the Twins' and Cubs' winning percentage.

QUOTE (Jake @ May 31, 2012 -> 07:31 PM) Porn stars would be at the bottom of my list of people to have sex with I'm pretty sure they constantly get tested for STDs. If anything, they're a lot cleaner than your average prostitute or escort.