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X rays negative for Eloy

Knock Ray out of the game Andrew

I think the bat went farther than the ball

Much better slider

Crick's slider just looks like meat. It's way too high in the zone.

Buxton probably.

Crick throwing some cement mixer sliders up there.

We don't lose on opening day with Engel in RF. I think I can say that pretty confidently.

How the hell did that not leave? lmao

Engel!!!!

Eloy needs to start wearing shin guards.

Keuchel done. Crick in.

Leury just sucks in April apparently. He was also this bad last year.

Just when he's starting to get hot too. Hopefully this isn't too serious.

Eloy is hurt?

Dallas actually pitched much better than Velasquez and ended up giving up more runs.

That little squibber from Moore got them an extra run.

Don't let him face France...

Ugh tough luck there.

He's starting to leave pitches over the middle of the plate.

Steve totally jinxed Keuchel

I never thought I'd see the day where we put up a crooked number off Robbie Ray. He owned us last year.

The only bright spot so far today.

Twins are lucky that was his first start. If he was more stretched out he easily could have gone another 2 innings.

Bummer has way more years of control and you can probably argue he is the same caliber reliever that Rogers is. Sheets is also more valuable than Rooker.