shago

Not one, not two, but three .220 hitters due up! Great job AB!!

Oh great, it’s Bummer

Oh my GOD …. AV?!

THIS

Dallas decline have anything to do with the fact that he can’t use his Vagisil any longer?

Someone mixed his drink wrong

“Hey Dallas, you suck” - Yaz

Irony: a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result… nailed it

Huh?

I have an idea, let’s keep throwing a guy out there who will guarantee a loss for us rather than deploying a Rays bullpen concept or using ReyLo. Keuchel is Ellsbury Eddie Einhorn is Finkel

Lighter fuel …. Absolute bag of dicks right now

Huh?

Bottom of the line-up = instant death

Benetti doing Virginia Tech game? I know, I missed it, but what??

ron883 is TLR Finkel is Einhorn

Sexy-ist player in MLB history

LuBOB MVP

LuBob Smoov

Use the film room. Tell his team to take pitches, lay off sliders, get walks, not swing at every piece of garbage low and away. I don't know.

Cy Mayza

The only thing that can save this offense right now is ..... the Cubs

FAIL ... and blew another great start. The starting staff must be getting pissed

There is a God (and a chance for a real hitter) My word that was a bad swing

Please strikeout

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