Chicago White Sox

But in all seriousness, can one of the relievers we’re spending $50M on play some RF? Velasquez looked pretty swole yesterday.

Don’t need Conforto when we got an Adolfo

God help us all

I didn’t see the hip, but that probably makes more sense than a concussion…lol.

Concussion maybe?

Oh god, the 1B gets injured diving for a ball in RF. No one could have seen this coming!

No chance of Conforto after that play (assuming no injury)

Oh god more Keuchel

Make the investment now!

Pito with a ducksnort

Glad I got that black Robert authentic when I bought my last jersey. Hopefully will age better than my Dayan Viciedo jersey.

Robert bomb #2

I think that’s enough Keuchel for one day

He’ll bat leadoff on Opening Day with Tim out.

I hope Leury bats cleanup just once this year

Regular season Yoan beats that out I think

Big Energy gets robbed

I don’t dislike the guy, but his starts are the least enjoyable to watch even when things are going good for him. When he’s K’ing less than 5 per 9 and getting beat up to the tune of a 5+ ERAtl they are even more brutal.

Moncada should probably bat 6th or 7th against lefties. Realistically, it’s still good to have him break up some of the righties and I’d rather have his bat first once the bullpen kicks in than Engel or Harrison/Legend

Edit: we’ll I missed the mark with this…lol

So I definitely forgot Heaney was a lefty. As such, here’s what I’d rock against LHP: Anderson, SS Robert, CF Grandal, C# Abreu, 1B Jimenez, DH Vaughn, LF Moncada, 3B# Engel, RF Harrison, 2B

If everyone is healthy, I don’t think we lose against a lefty this year

Would be nice if Kimbrel & Bellinger changed sides mid game

Robert bomb

God help us all