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Over/under games before Pham stabs/punches Vasil?

Do you have a 1.2 fWAR? How many YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH buddies do you have?

He has better than 1.2 fWAR and 87 wrc, we know that.

At least he's embraced analytics, I guess.

Every team needs a shadow boxer.

Definite, uh, culture guy.

Didn't expect that one.

I have never said a bad word about Drew Romo

Dude's an introvert (you could tell from his All-Star appearance), but vibed real well with Colson and Vargas when they were all here. When rosters expand, it'd basically be like: Would you rather have Robert (and his price tag) or Rikku.

I need this for maximum humor

Right now it feels like a no-hat. He's had insane stretches with all 3 teams.

Tristan Peters heard Caleb Bonemer was playing CF and decided to ascend to new heights.

Fwiw, I'm being a smartass because I listened to that episode like RIGHT before this news.

Grant Taylor is OP

Predictably unpredictable.

Nobody here is ready for the Luis Robert waiver claim that reignites the lineup once he reunites with his pals Vargas and Colson

Low-key iconic.

Every single time I read "Tra La, Tra La" I get a sinking feeling that something bad will happen to the team.

Well, @Y2Jimmy0, you did say on the FutureSox pod that once Bonemer gets that outfield glove we should be ready for a call up...

Outside of Derrick Rose, I don't think there's been a more Stacey King-flavored player on the Bulls than Caleb Wilson. Then you add Matas. He'd have loved calling this team so much.

Our Game 1 starter is lifetime 5-0 with a 2.82 ERA and 45 Ks in 44.2 innings against the Rangers. Easy win.