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Phillip Rivers has inspired a wave of 40+ year old athletes.

He was banned that same day because of the attempt to dox Harold. Without the context of Garrett Guest, the Jeep stuff was just weird. Once that detail came out, it was clear that it wasn't some Jeep-themed trolling, so he was promptly banned.

Probably because someone isn't manifesting hard enough.

Until he BOOMs his foot kicking a cooler.

Honestly, worse than Kelenic was that Yamamoto is destined to be fragile. Of course, Yamamoto turned into an eldritch monster in the World Series.

Reddit highlights: This person is known as "Kelenic Guy" around the baseball reddit forums.

A reminder, career fWAR: Madrigal - 2.7 Kelenic - 0.9

This implies Kelenic is a baseball terrorist.

oh my god

Getz has a shot to get that D+ let's goooo

It also helps that it seems like Ben Johnson has seemingly been the perfect coach for him. God bless our crazy man.

I remember my friends messaging me that the Bears drafted Burden and I was confused as hell why they'd take him with DJ and Rome (and two pass catching tight ends) in house and RBs on the board. Little did I know that it's ok to have more than one really good receiver (you can have lots of weapons) and I don't need to fall in love with shiny running backs when Monangai exists.

It really can't be understated that it's Ben's Year 1 at coach and Caleb's Year 2 (first stable year). And every story makes it sound like they're football psychopaths made for one another. I think they get there. Also, I really don't want to see DJ or Kmet leave. If Poles has shown there's one thing he's genuinely good at it, it's cap management. Hopefully he can figure out how to workout some restructures that keep the offense together while giving room to rebuild the defense. Of course, the big impediments are self-inflicted (Dayo, Jarrett).

The crazy thing is that, if he improves these throws, he's basically an MVP candidate. I keep thinking about how with 2ish minutes left, Collinsworth said that the Bears would rather be where they are than the 49ers are. Even if it didn't work out, that's all because of Caleb.

Rest everyone that needs it next week. Hope Luther is ok. Spam defense in the draft, holy hell.

Billings' flag is looming large

49ers fans feeling the same.

BOOM

DJ Moore isn't human. Dude gets beat the hell up, gets the flu and is still playing

Suddenly your letters to JR make sense.

The flu strain going around is no joke. God damn.

DJ making the cheese grater hat blow up is magical.

Being in shape, playing elite defense and base stealing are all traits of hustle guys that work hard. EXCEPT for Luis Robert, for some reason.