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This thread

It'd be absolutely absurd unless they used prospects to get a #1-#2 starter and signed Harper/Machado but... CL - Kimbrel SU - Herrera SU - Colome MR - Fry* MR - Jones MR - Frare* (drop for 7-man pen) MR - Hamilton LR - Banuelos* if they decided to go with an 8-man pen. Lordy that'd be fun.

Machado's final offer from the Sox will be whatever this thread's final page count is x2.5 Right now, he stands to make $292.5M

You know exactly why.

Guys, he's not. Mods have to approve every poster for a reason.

Vinne Duber is positive now, so that's weird. Also Mike got a shout out.

And Reddit

Sources: Dan Clark is beside himself. Driving around downtown Baltimore begging (thru texts) Machado's old teammates for a Yankees signing confirmation

Probably the board shift

BUCKET BOMB

If Machado signs, not at all. If he doesn't, kinda.

I'm not talking about the casual fans. Long time posters are acting like they have tropes they need to stick to.

Also, like, if he sucks and one of the Luises, Rutherford or Cordell show they deserve playing time...it's $4M.

@caulfield12 Control - Shift - V on PC Command - Shift - V on Mac

This thread is where Soxtalk has reached self parody.

C'mon man.

Jesus.

I'm just waiting for the ultimate plot twist of Jordan Bell being Machado's BFF.

When we summoned you for this, you spurned us. But now!?

I have a soft spot for Jon Jay, as he provided me with many RBI opportunities in MLB: The Show 2010 while he and my create-a-player were in the Cardinals farm system. Based on this, we must sign him.

This is mind bogglingly stupid.

It's Dan Clark Day

Live by the Timberbulls. Die by the Timberbulls.

So...this confirms it?

Tells NBC his range is 53 yards Misses from inside that