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PALKA LIVES

New rule in MLB: If you intentionally bean a hitter for celebrating, you get suspended 50 games, because fuck you, just be a better player than them.

https://deadspin.com/royals-host-anti-porn-seminar-for-players-1823597445

They should toss Rondon for running on a wild pitch.

Jason right about no fun in baseball. This is ridiculous.

Thank god it got the helmet

Oh fuck

Somewhere @southsider2k5 is grinning due to the Burr-Hamilton jokes

Fun is bad in baseball.

That send looks worse. But my god, Tim Anderson.

If the Royals take Witt, I'd rather we take Lodolo than Vaughn at this point.

Trade him.

...just baby blue with white logo would have looked good

His junior year, yeah. His sophomore year, he was viewed as a 1-1 candidate.

Ball would be a good fit. Not a super high usage rate, good passing, defensive upside. Sadly, I imagine the Lakers would want someone like Wendell. Edit: Just double checked Ball's shooting numbers. I don't think you could honestly offer anything other than Dunn and the Grizzlies' 2nd rounder.

I will never stop sharing this.

My point was P.T. Barnum drew crowds.

Considering the low attendance, this slightly hyperbolic.

I was stumped for a second. It was like...Cease was the only trade acquisition amongst those. That would go so far in restoring this rebuild.

There's a thread in FutureSox.

That was one of the strangest highlights I've ever seen. But also, yeah. If he wanted to climb on top of the fence and stand up there Hiroshi Tanaka style, fine by me. He has to judge the exact spot to be or he looks like a dumbass.

GreenSox saying it's a fair price is my favorite comment in retrospect.

Yeah, the White Sox win the deal if Moncada turns into an MVP and Kopech turns into a Cy Young caliber pitcher. Maybe if they're both All-Stars and Basabe is a regular. Or if they contribute to a championship as three main factors. Otherwise, the Red Sox got a ring out of trading for Sale. He 100% contributed.

Going back to the original thread, @soxforlife05 was the wisest of us all. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?/topic/99431-white-sox-acquire-james-shields/&page=17

Also, translated from the article: "Elijah is more like his father than his brother as a player."