The Sir

Ugh. I think it's Amazon Prime movie time. The new Death Wish last night was fun. Our handling of Collins absolutely sucks. Dumbass management.

I have a straight up man-crush on James McCann. Dude is a born leader.

Gym time. Happy Independence Day, everyone.

Does Lopez have a child we could allow in the locker room and then ban from the locker room and create a huge kerfuffle about, ultimately pointless but personally cutting enough to make him quit the team?

Reylo sucks.

Because Steve Stone said they HAVE to come in, duh! Obviously, we're planning on getting shut out today!

The treatment of Collins is starting to become a serious issue for me. If you don't want to play the guy half the time, leave him in AAA! What the fuck is this?

To be fair, if we don’t count Frank’s 1990 season where he played sixty games, he started his career with eight such seasons.

Christ almighty, you wouldn't find this much tension and teenage angst at a political riot in Portland. Uh, fellas? We WON. Enjooooy it.

Looooong way off, but it just came out that the 2026 Winter Olympics will be in Milan-Cortina d'Ampezzo. I'm making it a goal to take the family there.

When does Carson Fulmer NOT look awful?

Those weren’t terrible calls, and he’d called the same pitch already in the at bat.

I like Collins, but...swing the damn bat.

Silly juiceball homerun aside, I did alright.

The first, you mean? Christ man, how many drinks have you had?

This metaphor doesn't work as well as one might think.

Score some runs here, one more inning for Dylan, gets the win in his debut. C'mon!!!

He is, he just decided to run like a bag of dicks. Give me four million dollars and I'd run myself to death. But Jon Jay can barely run 90 damn feet. I'm over the Manny Machado crew. These guys suck.

Holy shit, where was your hustle on that, Jay? You've had a nice start after missing half the season, but fuck you, you fucking slug. That was pathetic.

I know you're probably plastered by now, but this horse has been dead for a while. Please do not resuscitate.

If we're going to partake in lame puns surrounding Dylan Cease's name, I'd like to suggest that we acquire Mike Fiers, convert him to catcher, and our battery can be Cease Fiers. Just my preference.

So are we just going to concede that he can't hit LHP and will never learn to do so? He's certainly not going to learn by simply never facing them. Let's NOT guarantee that a first round pick is a future platoon player. Also, can we not run into stupid outs in each inning, please? Norris sucks. Play it safe and score the runs I've predicted.

If we want to be pessimistic about anything, we should be pessimistic about that. Our manager is a total fucking idiot. Where is Collins?

Cease will settle down, get through 5 innings with no more runs, and the Sox will score at least six runs.

Cool, dude. I have had some good times drinking too much at airports after arriving far too early for flights (I have a flight license and airports fascinate me). Have fun, enjoy the game, and safe flight!