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UUUHHHH...NO f***ING WAY!!! We would have to hear it over and over again that they got in and we didn't. How we choked and they got in. They are like the Packers...I don't ever want to see them win anything...EVER. :fthecubs

:fthecubs Heather's Hubby

I went on Friday...the 5-0 shutout. In that game, we looked good in the first period, but didn't compete in 2 & 3. Early in the 1st, Vorobiev had a wide open net and fired it off the far post and a few shifts later, Ellison came in alone on a breakaway and rang one off of the near post. There was a ton of movement on the Power Play. A far cry from the past few years...granted we didn't score, but it was nice to see a change if philosphy. The kids all seemed to be hustling their asses off. T-bo looked bad. He gave up several fat rebounds and made the d-men work harder. Krapo(Karpovtsev) was directly responsible for one goal with his usual "stellar" play on D. Nashville had a couple of Power Play goals because of poor coverage too. It looked like alot of the kids were just plain nervous out there and that is to be expected. A friend of mine went last night and all he could do was rave about Ruutu. He showed he could score and then went to hitting everyone. He got the Blows so pissed at him that they were calling him every name in the book when he went past their bench. He got under their skin big time and his discipline got us a couple power plays. The one play he was impressed with was when the STL guy took a run at Ruutu and Ruutu happened to see him and the STL guy ended up on his ass. It should be exciting this year.

The picture is just fine how it is...Leave it.

I am a HUGE Hawks fan and Season Reservation holder. I will keep an eye on the Bull, but I don't really like B-ball that much. I also will keep close tabs on the Wolves and watch them when I can.

I like the idea of a Blackhawks PTC. We could do a thing like they do on the Score where you have to pick the top 3 scorers in each Bulls game. How about a 5 team parlay where you have to pick 5 (or any other number) teams that will win that night. It could span several sports or just one sport.

1) Who will win the series (CHW/NYY) (2 points)? NYY 2) Will Aaron Miles get a hit (Y/N) (2 points)? N 3) How many errors will the Sox make (4 points)? 3 4) How many at bats will Aaron Rowand have (4 points)? 4 5) How many runs per game will the Sox average to the nearest run (5 points)? 2 6) How many strikeouts will Billy Koch have (5 points)? 0 7) How many walks will Danny Wright issue (4 points)? 7 8) Will Mark Buehrle pick up a victory (Y/N) (2 points)? N 9) Who will be in 2nd in the AL Central after the series (2 points)? KC 10) Will Alfonso Soriano hit a homerun (Y/N) (2 points)? Y TIEBREAKER: Total HRs combined both teams 15

Richard Dent I will go with Roberto.

If you don't have anyone else to play, then do it otherwise DON'T.

When you wash your Pus... Ahhh, nevermind!!

Heather's Hubby.

Carl

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But if Train A was heading to Chicago going 109 miles an hour and Train B was heading to ISU going 83 miles an hour, but one of them had to stop to re-fuel and pick up more people in Peoria, How many Sox fans would be on Train A when they collide? "That's a Fargin' trick question"...

No offense taken...I was actually playing along. I thought the smiley would have conveyed that. I forget that the people here don't know me too well yet. I am a smart ass by nature.

Hmmm...How could I make this a poll? I should have made it a "answer Yes or No to the following" thread. Now that would be interesting.

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How to shower like a woman: • Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and forcibly stick out your tummy so that you can say aloud how you're getting fat. • Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. • Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. • Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. • Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw. • Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. • Rinse conditioner off hair (take at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off). • Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead. • Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet multiple times on purpose so you keep losing the hot water pressure. • Turn off shower. • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. • Get out of shower. • Dry your body with a towel the size of a small African country. • Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. • Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found. • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. • If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed. ---------------------------------------------------- How to shower like a man: • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. • Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo" sound. • Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). • Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror, scratch your "privates" and smell your fingers for one last whiff. • Get in the shower. • Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one). • Wash your face. • Wash your armpits. • Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower. • Wash your privates and surrounding area. • Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar. • Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner). • Make a shampoo Mohawk. • Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror. • Pee (in the shower). • Rinse off and get out of the shower. • Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. • Partially dry off. • Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again. • Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. • Leave bathroom fan and light on. • Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her. • Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

1) Who will win the series (CHW/MIN) (2 points)? CHW 2) Will Esteban Loaiza earn his 20th victory (Y/N) (2 points)? Y 3) How many errors will the Sox make (4 points)? 2 4) How many earned runs will Jon Garland allow (4 points)? 3 5) Exactly how many innings will Bartolo Colon pitch (5 points)? 9 6) How many hits will Carlos Lee have for the series (5 points)? 5 7) What will be the Sox team batting average for the series (.010 either way) (4 points)? .290 8) Who will have more plate apperances, Sandy Alomar or Miguel Olivo (2 points)? Olivo 9) Who will lead the AL Central after the series (2 points)? CHW 10) Which team will hit more doubles (CHW/MIN) (2 points)? CHW TIEBREAKER: Total pitches thrown by Sox bullpen 68

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Frank

Heather's Hubby.

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