Andy the Clown

1) Sit on their asses 2) Add middling bullpen piece 3) Sit on their asses 4) Offer Viciedo arbitration 5) Sit on their asses 6) Decide to trade Alexei after other teams no longer have a need for him

Sure. But they won't.

Yeah. Great f***ing team.

This f***ing sucks. But it's very White Sox. Cabrera is the obvious choice, but we decide to play it cheap and waste $25 million in the process. This is why we're an also ran franchise for most of our history. This is a complete waste of money for a DH who will be lucky to slug .430 next season. Very KW. Very KW. Who am I kidding? This will never f***ing change until JR passes on to the next plane.

Thank God we have Semien to save the day.

I agree with him. That's why, with Semien in tow, it would be nice to trade Lexi before his value falls off the cliff. Don't think Hahn doesn't know it, either.

Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh meh meh meh, meh.

Exactly. Why do you think Arizona wants to dump him?

That's scary to hear, since Latos is considered by some to be damaged goods due to a significant velocity decrease.

He's been worthless away from Cincy his entire career. Look it up.

.427 slugging away from Cincy. Pretty sure Semien could do that for us for free.

Suggesting the addition of Ethier and Rasmus is...poor judgment, imo.

Not to have a sour attitude, but I'm not sure I'd claim Bruce for free. Can't hit lefties or away from Cincy. Skills deteriorated last year. Pass.

Come on man, that's a 90-loss team. We could do that for free.

Melky's 30 years old. There's nothing wrong with a 4 year deal.

I'd rather have Davis than LaRoche.

I like winning. I like Melky because he's a good player, and good players helps teams win. I don't care if he's the worst person in MLB. /thread

I guess I should say that's there's no way in hell they should be on our roster, but they probably will. We have a lot of s*** on the 40 man.

Ugh. So much trash.

Hey Ron, thanks for your contributions to the Sox, and for not eating all of the food here on planet earth.

Wilkins and Carroll won't be around much longer.

Nah, man. That role is going to Danks.

I'm your Huckleberry.

Or, we could put Danks in the pen and teach him how to throw sidearm.

There are many reasons not to like this: 1) He just turned 35. He's coming off of a season (one of his better ones) when he slugged .455. How well do you think his slugging percentage will age? Steamer has him projected for .431 next year. 2) He basically doesn't have a defensive position, and would clog up the DH slot. 3) He has a projected offensive WAR of 6.5 next year. From a guy with only one skill, that is unacceptable. We like him because he's...left handed? Who cares? Let's get some good players in here, regardless of handedness. This would be just another cheap, second rate post-prime pickup that we grew to expect from KW over the years.