Flash Tizzle

You know they had a game plan of hitting early in the count off Rodgers, the problem is they arent doing s***. f***ing embarrassing, the ESPN audience is laughing their asses off.

:fyou It begins.........

Funny how this s*** goes down. Rodgers throws a cookie down the middle and we miss it. Did robbie actually think he was going to hit a homerun?

Where's heather at, we all know she has nothing else to do. Could really use her pbp charm. I'll help out the cause tonight, seeing theres only a couple people in here.

Man, I can feel the loss of hope through this monitor. By this time yesterday there were about 50 posts, everyone was hyped up. Understandably many are pissed off, but Im putting yesterdays corpseball behind me. Lets worry about winning today and then building off of that. As a side note, I noticed earlier on the 5 pm Sportscenter Dan Patrick was interviewing Doug M. about tonights game. He played it smart by complimenting our team and saying that the season isnt over. I did enjoy how Dan Patrick mentioned the fact the Yankees have beat the Twins something like 11 games in a row. Very interesting, I have a feeling Yanks will be rooting for the Twins the rest of the season.

Wasnt that the girl who looked like the slurred speech, Cub lovin idiot Joan Cusack. They only ran the commercial during games and on the radio. Thankfully they've also stopped running the promo where the three generations of Sox fans are talking about their favorite moments and the little girl goes "OO EE OO....Maggliio." Extremely annoying, its how maggs must feel every home game.

I wouldnt say that. They complain just as much as we do, even though its a lock they make the playoffs every year. Just go to their MLB message boards if you need proof.

LOL. It really depends on who your examiner is, and how they are feeling that day. Two summers ago when I was getting mine I went to Bridgeview to have my test and didnt have to do s***. It had to be atleast 100 degrees outside and it was close to closing time. The lady who was testing me said she wanted to get out of there and go home, so I just stopped at a couple signs and did 3 point turn back to the DMV. Two days later I got in a car accident and broke my arm. I didnt end up driving the rest of the summer, which was around 2 weeks. If you dont pass the test Begood either you are: really bad or just annoying to your examiner. Just sit there and shut your mouth. Dont listen to the radio and make sure to stop at sign.

Another thing about John Titor, I wonder how old he is? If he comes back from the year 2036, isnt it safe to say he would of been born by now. Im doubtful hes younger then 33 years old with that much knowledge in physics. Wouldnt there be some confusion if some lady goes online and sees information about a son that shares the same name as him. I dont mean to sound grotesque here, but what if somehow the lady can't stand the thought of this and kills him. Then he will disappear as if he never existed. Sure took a risk to publish this kind of information.

If you have watched Back To The Future then you will know that if he truly did come back from the future, then he must not disturb anything as not to alter the "space time continuem" As exampled in the movie, Marty has to avoid his mom because she likes him and not his dad; of course if they never meet then he's never born. If what the guys saying is true, why is he going around telling everyone about a civil war that will begin in the next couple years? Won't that somehow effect the course of the future? If anyone ever had a chance to travel back in time, think how many people would somehow disrupt Sep.11. There possibly would of never been attacks on Iraq, Afghanistan. Thousands of people would still be living on this planet. Who knows how they could of changed history. I have an idea to prove this Titor guy wrong. If time travel does exist, then somebody who comes back from the future to the present email me at KENN64@aol.com by 2:00 Ct and tell me the results of the final games of the 2003 White Sox season. Maybe some time down the line someone who read this post will remember, travel back in time and write me an email.

CORPSEBALL MOTHERf***ERS LOSE. Time for the post game show with Dave Wills.

Who knew it, Guzman bobbles the ball at second and still has time to throw out konerko. 2 outs Fans in center field are throwing socks onto the field. Delays game for a second.

I love it, Cubs win 3-2 and wont gain any ground because Houston is killing Colorado. Im just trying to find some positive out of today because I sure as hell couldnt see it from the Sox game.

Everett hits a homerun into the upper deck section in right field. The fans throw it back. 5-2 Twins.

Now FSN is just muting their broadcast. Cant hear a damn thing.

Anybody just see that on FSN? Carlos faked throwing the ball into the Minn. crowd and kept it to himself after the third out. He wont be having a fun time in that corner the next two games with moves like that.

Anybody have hope for the next two games? Im willing to ignore this s*** fest if the sox pull the next two out. obviously we needed a sweep but theres no choice left but for us to win the series.

10 K's for sox pitching. Last 5 outs from the K.

I dont know why im punishing myself even more, but Im going to tune in to the post game show with Dave Wills. Interested to see if he finally snaps. If he doesnt, im sure the callers will.

Thank jebus there are no trolls on this site. I dont have the strength to back up my team Robbie pops up. One out.

Top of the order coming up in the 8th. Im not even going to bulls*** myself, its over.

88 mph looks fast off of Wunsch. Still bottom of the 7th, 2 outs 2-2 count. Hunter on second.

Alomar throws a curveball into second trying to pick off the runner. Misses by about 3 feet, Jose does a good job from preventing the ball to go into center.

Wunsch wasnt sleeping, just takes 10 minutes to deliver a pitch.

5-1 Minn.