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You couldn't buy these fairies a run

Come on you bunch of fucking fairies. Score a run.

I've only been there during spring for bachelor parties and spring training. Awesome at that time of year. Can't imagine the summers.

114 degrees in Scottsdale today. Good grief.

Joe Rogan Experience?

That's your job!

Vargas at 1st, Mune DH*. I assume Vargas has a better glove at 1st.

I know it probably won't happen with Roch coming up, but I so badly want Carlson to eventually be our SS. I love the idea of an absolute wizard at SS. Colson-Carlson-Roch-Mune infield. Three gold glove caliber infielders. Goodness.

Holy crap. Oppor with 0 BBs in 1 IP. 2 SOs.

Trade Sebastian Romero for him

Agreed

Wouldn't be shocked if they are dangling Sandlin

Ended up giving up 3 BBs in typical Sandlin fashion. They pulled him at only 61 pitches. Showcasing him perhaps?

They should have used Sandlin.

Richards needs to bean somebody in retaliation for Chase getting hit.

Yeah, I hope he's able the make the necessary adjustments in the majors. Would have been nice to work on that groundball rate in AAA.

Grow a pair Chase. Charge the mound.

It's a fantastic nickname, thank you very much. I learned from the great nickname king - @ChiliIrishHammock24 . Sam's relative posts here. He's going to ask Sam what he thinks of the nickname. I bet Sam will like it.

I wanted to give some appreciation to this dude. We signed him for a cheap contract, and he pitches his ASS off for us in 2024. Completely exceeds expectations and puts up 4.6 bWAR. Then he nets us fricken Miguel Vargas in a trade. This season we sign him for basically nothing - $1.5mil. he does exactly what he needs to do by reliably eating innings as a 5th starter. He's in line to be worth 1.5-2 bWAR. A complete bargain for what he cost us. We don't always appreciate guys like him. Somebody needs to eat innings though. He has gotten the job done for us at a bargain.

COLSOM PRISON BLUES

Lmao it was two in a row. 1st was 1.5" low, the 2nd was 2.1" low. Neither close at all.

That was absurd. How can you keep the guy after his play combined with those back-to-back awful challenges?

LMAO no fucking way

How can they not make a serious effort to extend him? He's gotta be making the team big bucks.

I wonder what else we can expect aside from a catcher. A useful right-handed bat would be nice.